I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-02-12
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-12
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-12
nothing more satisfying than a municipality reaping the consequences of worshipping the police
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-02-12
lol
1 Chapose 2020-02-12
I get the money but why tf was he promoted? For being stunning and brave?
1 demotecontrol 2020-02-12
Hmm, well maybe it would have something to due with him being passed over for promotion--wait, are you making me effort post? Fuck you, man.