Retard triggered by vending machine

1  2020-02-12 by Comedymara

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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Well Coke you just converted me to water, thanks Allah 😁👌

There is also Pepsi.

The funny thing is, Pepsi is the popular drink in the Middle East. I've never seen a sand nigga drink coke.

They don't like Coke for some anti America reason. They even made a Mecca Cola because of it

I was told it was because of a failed advertisement campaign.

Coke made a comic where a man was dying in the desert, drinks coke, then he becomes healthy. But Arabs read from right to left. So they thought coke kills you.

Based

Anti-Israel, but same thing I guess. There was a big Arab boycott of Israel in the 70s/80s and Pepsi sided with the Arabs and Coca-Cola with the Jews.

Based Pepsi

REEEEEEEEEEEE a multi-billion dollar company was doing a marketing campaign

The state of Norway when there's enough muslims wandering around the central railway station to actually justify a marketing campaign. Either that or a regional marketing (((manager))) thought: "Hmm. Ramadan, this can be like Christmas II, but more woke!"

It's pretty cringe to see companies pandering to people who shouldn't even be there.

REEEEEEEEEEEE a multi-billion dollar company was doing a marketing campaign

i haven't been this mad since multinational corporations took the christianity out of christmas and santa claus just to make some money.

Cope

Corporations pandering to demanding immigrants who shouldn't be in the country in such large numbers is cringe

But PeterSweden, also known as PeterIsrael, is also very cringe

Wait he likes Israel? What a fag

Lol are you joking he's literally owned by Jews https://twitter.com/PeterSweden7/status/1145446555408838656?s=19

I barely here of him tbh that's why I asked

He's at first glance ok. Then you follow him on Twitter and he spews this gay kosher bullshit often

Idk get why does Israel get all the hate from burgers. Aren't they like your actual greatest allies?

"aid moobuhrock"

As if Scandinavia would be better off without Shariah