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2 sh1tpo5ta 2020-02-12
on the flipside they require 41% less rifles to fully arm themselves
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-12
Lmao one in the comments literally got send to the asylum for trying to 41% himself
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-12
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-12
this is literally just leftie prolewave
2 janeyjane8762 2020-02-12
Gama rays are more of a danger to them than any capitalistic system ☀️. Hot take
2 eparlaturb 2020-02-12
Proletkult: first as tragedy then as farce