So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
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So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
In conclusion, be happy about your height
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1 tractorsandranch 2020-02-16
i might be autistic but i'm not black
1 CapoKang 2020-02-16
Us blacks look like Gorillas, you whites look like Rhesus Macaques. Stop denying your monkey roots!!!
1 make_them_rage 2020-02-16
Fuck off LARPer!
1 CapoKang 2020-02-16
Your are a mix of Anunaki and Early primate DNA! Rejoice!
1 make_them_rage 2020-02-16
Ebix
1 tractorsandranch 2020-02-16
throws shit at you
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-02-16
gorillas are actually pale-skinned underneath all that hair. not as pale as whites though. maybe Latinos or Arabs?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-16
Why?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-02-16
Because they can?
1 AutoModerator 2020-02-16
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1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-16
In case we need to know how.
1 colormebadorange 2020-02-16
Maybe they’re trying to make monkeys trans
1 MinerHornet 2020-02-16
This. They are going to farm the monkies for parts for trans surgeries.
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-02-16
Pharmaceutical testing and other medical practice
1 J_Evola98 2020-02-16
At least you're acknowledging that this place a is a gorilla nigger infested shithole.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-16
How did they do it? Vaccines and minecraft?
1 colormebadorange 2020-02-16
Cool now we can replace the internet janitors with monkeys, they were being paid far too much.
1 FratboyGenius 2020-02-16
Hey, poindexter, we've had the technology to make animals retarded for years, it's called a hammer.
1 MassCopeSession 2020-02-16
Rejected Dramoids making Dayucks