Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
You know where Jason Bourne got killing a man with a rolled up magazine from? A spook in Baltimore once wiped out 5 Indians in a convenience store when they wouldn't let him get menthols with EBT. Then when they came to arrest him with the minimum amount of force necessar, he blew himself up with a mixture of black hair care products and plumbing chemicals. Around blacks, never relax.
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2 DidntAsked 2020-02-16
Agendaposting 😴😴
1 Comedymara 2020-02-16
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2 4thebadbone 2020-02-16
Hey don’t blame bongs for this one at least our police aren’t massive pussies who are scared of litter pickers
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-16
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-16
You know where Jason Bourne got killing a man with a rolled up magazine from? A spook in Baltimore once wiped out 5 Indians in a convenience store when they wouldn't let him get menthols with EBT. Then when they came to arrest him with the minimum amount of force necessar, he blew himself up with a mixture of black hair care products and plumbing chemicals. Around blacks, never relax.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-16
ill bite: what does a rolled up magazine have to do with black hair care products?
1 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-16
who said it did?
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-16
You're tripping again
1 lawlzposting 2020-02-16
Jesus, are Burger cops literally the most cowardly people to have ever lived?
They should take that cop's badge and throw him in jail not even for violating that dude's rights but for being such a huge fucking pussy, holy shit
1 tractorsandranch 2020-02-16
cops are from the armys reject bin so probably lmao