Imagine being the FaceID software on an iPhone X belonging to a fat feminist.

1  2020-02-18 by Why_Hillary_Won

Every morning you have to wake up to a pre-makeup feminist's revolting face sitting above a 5-tiered throne of chins.

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We just don't think, that we are smarter. We truly are too smart for social media. We care for our privacy and are not sex objects for horny 13y/o like on other Platforms (e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, etc.). We are Redditors. We are anonymous, but we still understand and care for each other.

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Fun fact: it works on me even with sheer mask on 🤔 or is it too racist that it thinks, “wow looks Asian! Close enough!”

Did you know it can also detect your feet as your face sometimes? All you have to do is save a picture of your feet to your phone and send it to me, then you can open your phone using your feet.

It’s over for Siri, and as you expected, it hasn’t even begun