I accidentally burned my vagina

1  2020-02-20 by Meowsommar

Yesterday, I was feeling tired and normally, that means I would have a relaxing shower time when I throw in a lot of soap that smells good and relaxes me.

I don’t use these harsh soaps and gels such as grounded coffee, eucalyptus, tea tree, etc on my vag jay jay. I have a separate mild soap for it with very little chemicals.

I was in the middle of the shower session and that’s when I realized, the mild soap has run out. I didn’t think much of it and use the same soap I was using on my body. It was Peppermint which was very cooling at first and then, like an hour later! Holy hell!!!!! It’s like someone set my vag jay jay on fire. I couldn’t even pee. Luckily, it only lasted for a few hours and went back to normal.

Long story short, don’t put harsh soap on your genitalia 😭

17 comments

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1  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-02-20

Next time that happens make sure to use Bengay to neutralize the pain. It's a chemical reaction that immediately stops the burning. It is a proven genital ointment.

1  Meowsommar 2020-02-20

😒

1  Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-20

youre an idiot, why did you think the gays use it

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-02-20

You'll never make the Penthouse Forum like that

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-20

The human body is pretty amazing once you get used to it

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-20

Women really like wasting water don't they 🤦‍♂️🙃

1  SlowFatHusky 2020-02-20

It sounds like it got in your vagina. It's like washing with Head and Shoulders and it gets inside.

1  -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-20

I hope it hurt

1  wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-20

Should've asked me to dry it off for you.

1  Meowsommar 2020-02-20

😒

1  wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-20

I'll make it nice and dry for you _^

1  Putin-Nanny 2020-02-20

I took a piss after cutting and handling habanero peppers. About a minute later my dick was on fire. I had to wrap my dick and balls in cheese slices for the pain to go away. It worked though.

1  Meowsommar 2020-02-20

Why not ice?

1  Putin-Nanny 2020-02-20

Milk is known to help because of its neutralizing properties. Why not take it a step further? Also burning and freezing at the same time would be extra traumatising.