r/deuxrama: How do I get rid of a guy on the spectrum?

How do I get rid of a guy on the spectrum?

1 2020-02-21 by Meowsommar

As you guys can probably tell, I’m a little weird myself but that doesn’t mean I need to take in every charity case though.

This guy who’s on a spectrum keeps bothering me. He has no physical boundaries. He would just invade my personal space. He keeps sending me messages even though I reply back at a bare minimum. I suspect he thinks we are friends now or something more. I don’t even know.

Here’s the thing. I don’t like him at all even as a person. He’s too annoying.

How do I get rid of him? I suspect you guys would know because you are socially awkward incels who have definitely been in this situation before 🤣

Seriously though, send help.

55 comments

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1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

Very ableist.

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

I’m probably on the spectrum too!!!! Doesn’t mean I have to be friends with everyone else who is!

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

I'm probably on it too. Do you want to be friends?

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

😒

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

Can you give me some money to reball my graphics card?

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

That’s so emasculating for you 🤧

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

What does reballing have to do with emasculation?

1 BalaclavaStrasserism 2020-02-21

They're referring to your graphics card. Not the reballing

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

My graphics card failing is emasculating?

1 BalaclavaStrasserism 2020-02-21

Yeah faggot

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

Shut up, bitch.

1 BalaclavaStrasserism 2020-02-21

What are you gonna do, hit me with your broken graphics card?

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-21

NiBBA it still works. It just crashes at random points during load.

1 SlowFatHusky 2020-02-21

Most noodles are on the spectrum. Treat him as any other that you dislike.

1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-21

drive him off by pulling an atypical and shouting nonsequiturs

1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-02-21

show him your dick pics

1 frizezfrank 2020-02-21

Fuck him in the ass with a strapon.

Also, TITS OR GTFO

1 companyfry 2020-02-21

I miss tits or gtfo :(

1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-21

is this a metaphor for this sub

1 make_them_rage 2020-02-21

It's definitely Lawlz

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

I wish but this is happening for real 😔

1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-21

Pretty much nothing lol. You're probably one of the only (if not only) females he's around that's not family 😂. Unless you wanna be really mean to him he's gonna keep bugging you 😭😢😐

1 nogs897 2020-02-21

.22

1 AI_WAIFU 2020-02-21

Accuse him of rape.

1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-02-21

Spergs are easy to get rid of. Just get your boyfriend to beat the hell out of him, with a warning to leave you alone.

Apply the lesson as needed until he stops bugging you.

1 Sea_Saf3 2020-02-21

😴😴😴

1 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2020-02-21

Convince him to get more vaccinations until he loses all interest in social interactions and joins Deuxrama

1 TheEntertainment89 2020-02-21

Fuck please don’t tell me it’s me 😬😬

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

He keeps sending me messages even though I reply back at a bare minimum.

Here's the problem with your strategy: girls will do this even when they are interested, especially in their teens and early 20s. You can't expect an autistic moid to be able to determine which of these equally plausible, yet completely opposite, scenarios is the case. Drop the hints, be direct. Full spectrum warriors like your "friend" are incapable of reading signals and nuance.

You remind me of this ditzy zoomer I was trying to get with about a month ago. We'd been talking for several days, everything seemed to be going well enough. Getting to know each other, exploring her severe daddy issues, all the usual stuff. Then she suddenly started giving me those "bare minimum" replies, and also stopped responding in a timely manner. So I backed off a little, figuring she's just busy with her final semester or whatever (18 is legal, deal with it nerds). But after two more days of minimal interaction and seemingly disinterested answers, with no explanation, I made the reasonable assumption that she'd lost interest and moved on.

Less than 24 hours later I received an extremely pouty "so do you like me or what" message, followed by her blowing up my Snapchat with a deluge of more attention-seeking whining.

My point is, all of you foids are fucking irrational, and for you to expect an autist, of all people, to understand your behavior is delusional at best.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

1 companyfry 2020-02-21

Seriousposting, not even once

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

Sorry Daddy, I won't do it again, I pwomise ~uwu

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

Problem with that, sweaty, is

men say ghosting is heartless and immoral and shit
we have a professional relationship so I can’t exactly say, “kindly fuck off!”
why can’t men be professional????

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

~~Girl did you even read what I seriousposted? (Not I would blame you if you didn't). Ghosting is not being direct, that's avoiding the issue entirely and hoping it just goes away without any further effort in your part. It's for people who lack both balls and common courtesy.

Actually you totally can say "kindly fuck off," because it's 2020 and HR departments everywhere are terrified of experiencing their own #MeToo incidents. You can politely inform him that you are not interested in interacting with him outside of your professional working environment. If he doesn't like your answer, you should entreat HR to speak to him on your behalf. They can be very "persuasive" when they want to be, especially when they're afraid of potential lawsuits. Just be careful not make yourself look like a liability as well.~~

Whoops I mean DUDE BUSSY LMAO

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

Wow wow advise is to put all the burden on the victim to set things right and be known as the office bitch 🤦🏻‍♀️

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a solution. I should have known you just wanted to throw a pity party about some trivial bullshit in your life.

1 companyfry 2020-02-21

Mashallah, finally you post something sensible.

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

Sweaty, I’m in STEM so I get paid more than my male peers 🤣

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

Oh, a diversity hire. This explains a lot.

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

I wish I was a diversity hire. I am too competent that I am having to guide these male programmers who cannot even hold eye contact with me.

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

You sound an awful lot like HIL, which I'm sure is a complete coincidence.

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

I don’t know her

1 VanillaReign 2020-02-21

What a shame, I bet you would have gotten along fabulously.

You sing better than her, though.

1 SlowFatHusky 2020-02-21

That's what happens when you use strict Typescript all the time. No need to lint.

1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-21

Just fuck him

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

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1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-02-21

Refer him to r/semenretention

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1 EctoGoneMeso 2020-02-21

Idk OP. Asking a drama sub for help shaking your autistic friend is indicative of pretty strong tism on its own. Maybe you to were meant to be together. Like 2 retarded peas in a pod.

1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-21

Post it on r/relationshipadvice and leave us alone. This isn't your personal blog, foid.

1 Meowsommar 2020-02-21

Dude, you can’t even link a subreddit correctly!!

1 RenegadeJoeson 2020-02-21

Dude wtf I thought we were tight.