It's ya boy Johnny Dang AKA TV Johnny. Break y'all boys off some jewelry and get your dry cleaning done and a massage with happy ending while you wait, all in one convenient location.

1  2020-02-21 by CroatianSAMCrew

7 comments

1  AutoModerator 2020-02-21

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-21

"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."

I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.

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1  CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-21

This isn't really a joke, he's the original famous jeweler to the rap game for like at least 30 years. Old school rapper from Texas wearing jewelry = it came from Johnny Dang.

1  MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-21

what about this chick

1  CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-21

i can't keep track of all 1.4 billion of them

1  SlowFatHusky 2020-02-21

Does he give you the hand job while trying to up sell better jewelry?

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-21

Jonny dang is from htown 🤘🤘 like me