I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.

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Either A. OP's gf has let politics consume every part of her life and its a good thing they want to break up.

Or

B. Op's gf has wanted to break up and this is just an excuse to do it.

Probably just a Berniecel having a laugh

B is really much more likely

Imagining living with a retard though.

Seriously. The best relationship advice I can give anyone is to never ask Reddit for relationship advice.

I’ve literally had this happen to me the trick is to just vote for whoever you want and lie about it. The relationship is doomed to fail anyhow since he’s dating a liberal 🤮

Even ex bongistanis are cucked beyond belief, holy fuck.

real and straight

Meanwhile, gigachad can be full-blown KKK while getting in her panties in minutes.

I really like the bit where they're saying it wouldn't be right for a gf to leave a bf because he voted for bernie because bernie is a better person.

Just keque