The Chad Politik

1  2020-02-24 by spooky-stirnerite

39 comments

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3  AltAccount1352 2020-02-24

imagine him showing up like that for his first reelection press conference on nov. 4 and just talked about his mandate to do whatever the fuck he wants?

1  kokkelis32145 2020-02-24

Rule of thumb, you can't kill the messiah.

2  kegtech 2020-02-24

Breaking Bad Hombres

2  spooky-stirnerite 2020-02-24

Almost like a Mike Ehrmantraut

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1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-24

Mr clean lookim' ass 😂 he just needs the earing 🤣

1  Pizza-ona-stick 2020-02-24

I don't understand why he still spray tans with the amount of shit he gets for it

1  Msmit71 2020-02-24

Because he's stubborn

1  Breed_of_Peace 2020-02-24

Cause at this point why would you quit.

1  -Kite-Man- 2020-02-24

"Fuck you that's why"

1  VanillaReign 2020-02-24

Double-down disease. If he changes it, he'd be admitting they're right.

1  spaztickthepriest 2020-02-24

It's the same reason he has the blonde hair combover, it's part of his branding at this point.

1  Platycel 2020-02-24

Somebody once told him that it looks bad on him.

1  NecroC 2020-02-24

Can you imagine how many liberal women with daddy issues would suddenly be pro Trump?

1  spooky-stirnerite 2020-02-24

Literally all of them lol

1  Katya_nyanlizard 2020-02-24

Ew wtf no, no woman finds that attractive

1  RADIOBALLS 2020-02-24

There is no way trump can’t grow a beard.

1  MangoAtrocity 2020-02-24

Lose the tan, shave the head, go full bread. Dude looks like a supervillain. He needs to own it. Such a massive improvement.

1  armoredillbro 2020-02-24

Lose weight too

2  NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-02-24

And get extra-familial genetics.

1  TrailerParkRide 2020-02-24

This is the ideal Burger body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

1  Muffinonlsd 2020-02-24

It looks like my dad and love it

1  GalaxyBejdyk 2020-02-24

Trump can't grow a beard though.

2  spooky-stirnerite 2020-02-24

True, not Aryan enough

1  automatic_cluck 2020-02-24

He can use his smooth golden pubes as implants

1  CheapFisherman 2020-02-24

Why has he always insisted on having hair? It’s always looked so uncanny. He’s be so fucking fine with a shaved head ugh 😩

1  Kat_B0T 2020-02-24

Daddy 3.0 😍

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1  balding_manlet 2020-02-24

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666428955183808529/681249322041344001/iu.png

1  Kat_B0T 2020-02-24

Kippy come back to discord

1  balding_manlet 2020-02-24

link me, junkiemanlet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666428955183808529/681249322041344001/iu.png

1  PanFiluta 2020-02-24

literal soyface man

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR3xceeU4J7JQ59uxCjNXSrJRsAYetbk0xuK2nJk_hCvAbrlB_9

1  LegacyAccountComprom 2020-02-24

It's missing the chimpanzee fear grimace

1  PanFiluta 2020-02-24

ye but bald with facial hair is the most 2018-2020 bugman style

1  LegacyAccountComprom 2020-02-24

He doesn't have enough hair for it though. Just lean into the Gen x/ boomer tough guy look.

1  -Shank- 2020-02-24

Boomerberg built his multi-billion fortune in a cave...WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

1  morgan1027 2020-02-24

He can’t. I read he had a botched hair transplant that left him with a huge scar on his scalp.