Why are the people who invented the English language so bad at it?

1  2020-02-24 by NotMikeS

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Based

So long as language use causes offence and controversy, that's the most important thing. Communicating ideas is secondary.

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Burgoid cope.

I'm not a burger

jam some meat between those fat buns of yours and you will be haha

Cope

Yes

Simple as

The official language of the US is 3rd grade English

And the official language of the UK is kindergarten English because everyone above the age of 5 in America knows how to pronounce their Rs.

Unless you’re from Boston.

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Because we don't care about the language, you amerimutts bastardised it and now we don't care anymore

S E E T H E

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M U T T

implying I'm a burger

What are ya then some lazy mick?

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yes and?

Yuropoor cope and seethe identified

Based

American is more like old English than English is to old English. You bastardized you’re own language. Cope harder.

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