Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
I was just at a transgender poisoned kool aid mass suicide attempt event(with paramedics on standby of course) and they just could not stop talking about wanting to be treated like everyone else and not demanding special privileges they would bully you for if it was the other way around.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-24
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-02-24
https://twitter.com/reinoe/status/1231443363980697600
Bwahahahahahaha!
1 MyDadWarCriminal 2020-02-24
I was just at a transgender poisoned kool aid mass suicide attempt event(with paramedics on standby of course) and they just could not stop talking about wanting to be treated like everyone else and not demanding special privileges they would bully you for if it was the other way around.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-24
those pics literally look they tried to make a fake barbershop in the corner of a high school classroom holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣