"told my gf she'd be in slytherin AITA" | redditors gobble down obvious b8post and beg for seconds

1  2020-02-25 by 600_lbs_of_sin

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-25

This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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1  Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-02-25

They're really just made that OP read another book.

1  Chapose 2020-02-25

He already read faulkner

1  Temporary--Secretary 2020-02-25

The worst thing about this are the people who respond by saying "You're clearly not an X, you're a Y!" "Nuh uh, we don't have him in Y!" Like jfc these are literal children.

1  _TITTIES_ 2020-02-25

This whole thing is Hufflepuff as fuck.

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-25

jannies pls

1  UnalignedRando 2020-02-25

So of course she gets mad at this, further proving my point. She asks me what house I would sort her into, and I tell her Slytherin. And she responds exactly as a Slytherin would.

He's using Reddit argument logic here.

1  MyDadWarCriminal 2020-02-25

we can cite the several jamaican songs about burning gays alive on how to deal with these 2

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-25

assuming this story contains a single element of truth

1  Chapose 2020-02-25

NTA slap her hard and often

1  companyfry 2020-02-25

Can we recruit this guy to Deux I think with a regular audience he could soar to new heights

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-25

u/IHGPlatinumElite we have noticed ur skills, come hang out with us and teach us your mastery of the art of baiting

1  IHGPlatinumElite 2020-02-25

What is this haha I don't understand the reference.