Off my chest - I put "be less than 125 lbs" on my hinge profile (it's like tinder but boasts a higher literacy rate)

1  2020-02-25 by Goes_Down_on_Women

The seethe from gorgeous, but tall girls and/or gym bunnnies was truly delicious

All it took to calm them down was saying "its ok hun i think u look rlly smart!!" but more tactfully like "calm down, do u rlly think a guy like me would match with fatties?" but more tactfully like "nudez plz", and half the time we would even make plans to hang out. I unironically met some bangin girls indirectly through advanced tactical negging (PUA novel "how to bang bitches" in process so plz paypal me $99 or $19 - everything u can spare)

Anyway, the point is - the seethe from fatties I would never grace with my right swipes actually led to my hinge account being permabanned. I spiraled into depression at the realization I was just cockblocked by a fatty.

Now I know how prostitutes felt when backpage was taken down. How am I going to offer my body to Jewess zoomers for access to their inheritances?

How is it fair for my sexual freedom to be literally and figuratively obstructed by fatties? This indirectly led to a massive realization! Women's suffrage shouldn't just be repealed, but women's rights as a whole should be contingent on their BMI

There are two ways to solve this: Fatties aren't people therefore they don't need human rights (easiest solution) or government mandated hydroxycut pills and gastric bypasses (save the fatties initiative)

I have a problem with stretch marks though. It's aesthetically offensive. Are fatties even redeemable?

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-25

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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1  ovolebron 2020-02-25

Pop a xanny lose some weight aye

1  POST_BUSSY 2020-02-25

Based tactics

1  _TITTIES_ 2020-02-25

Literally all you have to do to get a foids attention is not give her attention. They’re so fucking simple. You probably have fatties and Amazonians climbing ALL OVER YOU right now and I’m proud of you

1  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-02-25

Female insecurity is a beautiful thing. Fatties are like discount lesbians. They don't have the self-esteem to think they have a chance with me so they make good allies

1  _TITTIES_ 2020-02-25

It’s like playing an instrument, all it takes is practice. Fatties are IRL tutorial missions.

1  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-02-25

U can always rely on a fatty to have a tasty snack in their purse after ur workout. They can provide warmth shelter and food. Maslow should have just put a fat woman at the bottom of his pyramid

1  UUUU__UUUU 2020-02-25

They can provide warmth shelter and food

And a pillow too.

1  SQL_INVICTUS 2020-02-25

Now try it on Grindr

1  Chapose 2020-02-25

A fatty will always find a way to become fat again. Just go with #1