Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
"hmm maybe I need to become medically dependent on hormones to advance my career"
Aren't they already medically dependent? Birth control pills, anxiety,bipolar, schizo ... I mean, I can't even keep up with new conditions that keep coming up. What difference does it make if they have to pop an additional pill?
Given enough time on a geological scale, I have no doubt foids will develop some system of generating energy just by standing in sun - say like what plants do or like snakes and lizards. Who needs food when all you want is attention. Even when you are a dyke. Especially when you are a dyke.
I fucking hate this shit, women today can do literally nothing, achieve nothing in their lives, fuck everything up and society will still have the safety net ready for them. E-thots earning more than the fucking engineers, holy shit.
Meanwhile if you are a male who was born with slightly poorer health than average/minor birth defects etc. you are up for a lifetime of bullying, suffering, rejection, ostracism and depression.
"But muh Nick Wujcic! Muh kids with cancer!" So you tell me that the only thing worse than being me is not having limbs or dying from cancer? Fuck you, mom. Just fuck you.
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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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1 YungMoneyLaundering 2020-02-26
if you ever have to broach the question: “hmm maybe I need to become medically dependent on hormones to advance my career”
youre in the wrong field. unless it’s sports.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-26
Or anything media or politics related. Becoming a tranny means you get a pass on a lot of incompetence.
1 ennis-jahsiah 2020-02-26
Aren't they already medically dependent? Birth control pills, anxiety,bipolar, schizo ... I mean, I can't even keep up with new conditions that keep coming up. What difference does it make if they have to pop an additional pill?
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-26
Diabetes. Tell all those obese radfems to stop depending on insulin.
1 ennis-jahsiah 2020-02-26
Given enough time on a geological scale, I have no doubt foids will develop some system of generating energy just by standing in sun - say like what plants do or like snakes and lizards. Who needs food when all you want is attention. Even when you are a dyke. Especially when you are a dyke.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-26
e-thots are the first step on that path.
1 Dwarf90 2020-02-26
I fucking hate this shit, women today can do literally nothing, achieve nothing in their lives, fuck everything up and society will still have the safety net ready for them. E-thots earning more than the fucking engineers, holy shit.
Meanwhile if you are a male who was born with slightly poorer health than average/minor birth defects etc. you are up for a lifetime of bullying, suffering, rejection, ostracism and depression.
"But muh Nick Wujcic! Muh kids with cancer!" So you tell me that the only thing worse than being me is not having limbs or dying from cancer? Fuck you, mom. Just fuck you.