oh no

1  2020-02-27 by theworstofus14

18 comments

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Is your mom Kratos?

Why does she call you boy?

because im her boy, obvi 😎

Wtf based

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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Your mom seems like a nice lady

Momma im COOOOMING

Hi COOOOMING🕺🍆💦, I'm dad.

What did you answer?

zoomers 🤢

Is this real

no

😭

Ok flipper

oh no no no

Good morning flipper