He'd better not get the nomination. Bloomberg's height only goes so far for entertainment value.
The ideal election result would be Bernie or Trump getting in.
Trump, obviously, would be hilarious because the amount of rage over his re-election would be monumental.
Woke people would scream that the 3rd Trump Reich is coming, complete with essays about how he's just like the Nazis even more than before; and Trump would continue bumbling his way through office, tweeting and trolling like he's done for the last 4 years.
Bernie, on the other hand, would be hilarious in a different way, for the reaction his followers will have when he starts bending the knee to anyone on the progressive stack higher than him.
If he can't even handle a few angry college girls 5 years ago, when he was less old and tired, he'd crumble hard in office today. They'd be passing him around like a twink with a prolapsed asshole in prison.
Look at him standing there with his head down, waiting for permission to speak from his betters.
Not to mention, the high chance that if (when?) things fail on his watch, his supporters will start jumping from DolchstoĆlegende type conspiracy theories, blaming Capitalist "rats" who "screwed Bernie" (sans the overt Jewish angle this time), to "Not Real Socialism" apologetics.
Either way, I have yet to see a good reason why Bloomberg would provide more than the bare level of entertainment as President, compared to those two clowns.
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1 strumyabird 2020-02-27
Did you know he shortened his name from Bloombergstein. I wonder why š¤
1 TimGuoRen 2020-02-27
Damn, now nobody will ever know that he is Jewish.
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-02-27
He'd better not get the nomination. Bloomberg's height only goes so far for entertainment value.
The ideal election result would be Bernie or Trump getting in.
Trump, obviously, would be hilarious because the amount of rage over his re-election would be monumental.
Woke people would scream that the 3rd Trump Reich is coming, complete with essays about how he's just like the Nazis even more than before; and Trump would continue bumbling his way through office, tweeting and trolling like he's done for the last 4 years.
Bernie, on the other hand, would be hilarious in a different way, for the reaction his followers will have when he starts bending the knee to anyone on the progressive stack higher than him.
If he can't even handle a few angry college girls 5 years ago, when he was less old and tired, he'd crumble hard in office today. They'd be passing him around like a twink with a prolapsed asshole in prison.
https://i.imgur.com/3b6zhdx.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/FlP92Ot.jpeg
Look at him standing there with his head down, waiting for permission to speak from his betters.
Not to mention, the high chance that if (when?) things fail on his watch, his supporters will start jumping from DolchstoĆlegende type conspiracy theories, blaming Capitalist "rats" who "screwed Bernie" (sans the overt Jewish angle this time), to "Not Real Socialism" apologetics.
Either way, I have yet to see a good reason why Bloomberg would provide more than the bare level of entertainment as President, compared to those two clowns.
1 LongPostBot 2020-02-27
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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