Don't take this the wrong way but, don't you think ...

1  2020-02-27 by ennis-jahsiah

This is a good time to make some cash selling Jeebus and lot of fear? There is an epidemic of locusts in far away lands (nice pictures and videos btw) and brewing epidemic of covid-19. It's almost like a bonanza. Just like madmen who wrote them in Bible want them to be.

I don't see any downsides to it. Suppose we all die either by food shortages and starvation because of locusts or virus or both, cash is useless - so extra cash doesn't hurt. Suppose lot of dramatards and sardines die and we survive, then cash is really useful.

I can also think of a private cemetery as a good business idea. Also wodden boxes. Carpenters are going to make a killing.

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1  tractorsandranch 2020-02-27

KILL EVERYONE

GO CORONACHAN GO

1  SlowFatHusky 2020-02-27

I can also think of a private cemetery as a good business idea. Also wodden boxes. Carpenters are going to make a killing.

Crematorium would be better. Also, card board boxes are legit for cremation. Get cheap cremation boxes off Amazon, mark them up, and burn everything. Offer cheap multi-estate cremation plots (mass grave, just a big hole to dump the ashes in) and a large marker that you can keep adding names and dates to.

1  YungMoneyLaundering 2020-02-27

COVID survival guides 💹

1  TheEntertainment89 2020-02-27

I keep imagining that corona actually is the apocalypse and what it would be like looking back on the past few weeks while I fucked around and slowly heard it popping up more on the news, without ever believing it will actually effect me... I can hear my roommate coughing in the next room. We could all be infected and no one would even know it yet. I’ve spent too much time around asians recently