You guys don't even understand how funny I think I am.

1  2020-02-28 by NotMikeS

I think I'm the funniest person I know. I very often go to my profile and just scroll through my own posts and laugh at my own jokes. You think you're funny? I think I'm way funnier than you think you are. My most narcissistic trait is that I think I'm just fuckin hilarious. I'm chuckling as I post this.

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I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.

The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:

  1. A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.

  2. An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.

  3. The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.

  4. You making this post.

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I think I'm the funniest person I know. I very often go to my profile and just scroll through my own posts and laugh at my own jokes. You think you're funny? I think I'm way funnier than you think you are. My most narcissistic trait is that I think I'm just fuckin hilarious. I'm chuckling as I post this.