My body is screaming in agony because of my piggy disgusting eating habits, does eating a vegetable break the vows of our suicide cult?

1  2020-03-03 by TrailerParkRide

4 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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  1. A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.

  2. An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.

  3. The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.

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It's okay, I'm not a faggot, it's "natural", your body knows what it wants. I guess our bodies just want the western world to be majority obese, we can't fight "nature". Since my body wants sweet antifreeze and it tastes good, I should put that in my food.