This schvarze gentleman runs a business where he is employed to turn electronic devices on and off on saturday for medieval orthodox jews because their religion forbids it. Them being natural born lawyers, simply get around god's supposed commandments such as
being required to be a modest woman that covers her hair in public by shaving it all off and wearing a wig instead
doing what god told you not to do by putting devices on a timer or sensor, so you're not technically operating it(even though you are)
getting a goy to do the thing you were told not to on your behalf for your own benefit and enjoyment
or the best one, getting around having to obey a rule that only counts outside of your home, by tying a string around telephone poles around multiple blocks so your entire neighborhood is now your home.
For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.
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4 BalkanCommandoForce 2020-03-03
This schvarze gentleman runs a business where he is employed to turn electronic devices on and off on saturday for medieval orthodox jews because their religion forbids it. Them being natural born lawyers, simply get around god's supposed commandments such as
being required to be a modest woman that covers her hair in public by shaving it all off and wearing a wig instead
doing what god told you not to do by putting devices on a timer or sensor, so you're not technically operating it(even though you are)
getting a goy to do the thing you were told not to on your behalf for your own benefit and enjoyment
or the best one, getting around having to obey a rule that only counts outside of your home, by tying a string around telephone poles around multiple blocks so your entire neighborhood is now your home.
1 VanillaReign 2020-03-03
Have you seen the KosherSwitch, the electronic light switch 4 out of 5 rabbis agree is acceptable for Sabbath use? It's peak Jewish loophole bullshit.
1 BalkanCommandoForce 2020-03-03
That is the most jewish thing in existence. In this moment, I am euphoric
2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-03
For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.
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2 nanonan 2020-03-03
So what do you call the jewish version of a weeaboo?
1 hyledog 2020-03-03
hebroo
2 loli_esportz 2020-03-03
Is there good money to be made in the professional goy business?
1 15nelsoc 2020-03-03
Real King shit 👑💪🏾