This is how u/Meowsommar feels every time she talks to me. Yes, you are annoying the absolute shit of me.

1  2020-03-04 by Friendly_Fascist_88

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Yes you do, you fucking imbecile. If you are rejerking you have to put /rj in front of it and if you are not rejerking you put /uj in front of it, although some people don’t use /uj but yes you need to put /rj on comments that are rejerking. There are people who come here to un ironically say that shit so that’s what /rj is for.

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who is that D::D

Seethe

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

cope

Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "cope" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny COPE! Its so funny and quirky right guys? Hahah. Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.


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gay

Guys who explored sex with another guy are often stigmatized and people assume easily that they are gay and in denial. Bisexuality also often gets erased from this. But you can also do sex things with another man and come to the realization that you are exclusively or mostly straight. What are the experiences of guys here in regards to this?

grill

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😴😴😴

That's your contribution to an intelligent discussion? A vague, unspecified criticism, accompanied by an implicitly self-aggrandizing bit of arrogant dismissiveness?

mope

Lol, yikes sweaty!! Who hurt u???

grill

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Who even are you? 🤔

Your future ex-husband

Oh, aren’t you like from Iran and trying to be super edgy?

Cringe.

Listen, bitch. I ain't a simp that's gonna be what you want me to be.

You talk shit, I beat you. I've smacked women before and I'll smack them again.

Now here is how I like my sandwich:

  1. Toast bread, medium toasted.
  2. Apply remoulade on both toasts.
  3. I like beef, chicken, or turkey in my sandwiches. No pork!!! It makes me gassy.
  4. Apply meat on both toasts.
  5. Apply gouda cheese.
  6. Apply pickles then add salt on the pickles. DON'T use that processed salt shit. You get sea salt and use a grinder (not the app). You grind that mother fucker.
  7. Add a thin slice of tomato.
  8. Add lettuce (any type is fine).
  9. Lastly, put both toasts together then put it on my desk and walk away.

For your sake, jot all that down.