TMZ appreciation day

1  2020-03-05 by Goes_Down_on_Women

TMZ is the best. Literally cutting edge 21st century philosophical reflection and intellectual discourse. The only show that comes close is the housewives of Atlanta. Do u even follow basketball American culture u racist?! Y’all r missing out

How can U even call urself a deuxchad or... their inferior counterpart.. dramatard if u aren’t a connoisseur of the finer liberal arts?

Politics posters OUT!!! We want Kardashian feet pics

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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this but unironically

whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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  1. TMZ appreciation day - archive.org, archive.today

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Do you watch the Bachelor?

I hear its really juicy this year

Oh it's incredible. The lead doesn't know how to make decisions and will follow the will of whoever cries the most in front of him. One of the top 3 is a manipulative psycho who is a confirmed homewrecker. The other 2 are early 20-somethings who act like teenagers. It is high art.

literally one of the most simp leads possible

and one of the girls did photoshoot for a wignat publication (i’m sure you could guess which) 💅🏻

It’s too bad it’s not on the streaming services. How can they expect us to watch it when it has the same time slot as burgerball? I just want to mow my lawn, grill, and drink my keystone while watching basketball Americans dunk on mayos. I don’t bring out the cheap wine and romcom DVD’s until later in the evening

I would TiVo it but I’m a completionist. It is improper to listen to the final movement of a symphony by itself. It is a disservice to high art. Can u torrent it?

it’s on Hulu

TMZ can be legitimately criticized for being exploitative paparazzi scumbags but everything they report is 100% factual