r/deuxrama: Real pizzashill here AMA.

Again, no they did not. You people are so absurdly uneducated and desperate you took something out of context and ran with it because it's literally all you have.

I've heard recordings. You're wrong, you'll remain wrong, and no matter how many times you repeat you'll still be wrong.

Go sit in your little discord with a median income of sub 40k and stop cyber stalking me. It was cute for the first few weeks, now it's cringe worthy.

2 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

>Two people confirm it happened

>You break up with your girl for a week

>Suddenly you have a recording proving otherwise that you wont share

Youre better off not sharing this "explanation" lol

0 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

A) I broke up with her for a single day because I took you morons at your word.

B) We got back together almost instantly as I heard the recording and realized you guys were just idiots.

C) I don't care enough, I don't need to show you shit because you're completely irrelevant to me. I've seen what I needed to see, and thus don't give 2 shits what you think or say.

Go back to gossiping in your discord servers like the 14-year-old teenage girl you are.

3 BussySundae 2020-03-05

Why are you in a relationship with her in the first place, aren't you setting your sights a little too low?

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

Either you're lying or your e-gf records all voice chats

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

She does record all voice chat specifically because she's aware you guys are pathological liars.

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

Recording people without their consent. That's gonna be an oof and a yikes from me.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Oh no, how dare someone record to protect themselves from known pathological liars on the internet.

1 genuinegrill 2020-03-05

protect themselves

From people calling them a cuck?

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

No, to prove you tards wrong when you invariably try to lie or distort reality so you can spam personal attacks at people you don't like.

Keep up that gossip though you teenage girl.

2 genuinegrill 2020-03-05

personal attacks

You mean people calling you a cuck, which is what I said.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Again, keep up the gossip you teenage foid.

2 genuinegrill 2020-03-05

Where's the gossip in my comment? You're saying that she records to protect y'all against personal attacks. In this particular case, these personal attacks are people calling you a cuck on the internet. How is this incorrect?

Additionally, how does your e-gf, who is constantly reeing about misogyny as a white woman in the US, reconcile this with having a boyfriend who literally calls women "foids"? Yikes!

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

You morons sit in discord servers and run your beta bitch mouths like teenage foids.

1 genuinegrill 2020-03-05

I'm very disappointed in you, pizzashill. You used to make actual arguments, but now you just hurl ad hominems without any substance for no real reason.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

There's no argument to make. I've correctly identified you guys for what you are.

You don't argue substance, you don't even attempt to argue substance. You're literally a flock of mean girls and embarrassingly stupid people.

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

Lol "protecting herself". The only thing she's trying to protect is her e-reputation with the so called "pathological liars".

Any >10 IQ person would've left the chatroom instead of secretly recording people.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Really, because she used the recording to show me you were in fact liars.

Seemed to work out.

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

Lol they did cyber. You just believe it was jokey enough to for you to be okay with getting cucked. I'm just telling you how it is from a primary source.

Also excited for when you start denying your e-girlfriend records all voice chats in 6 hours as she tells you you shouldn't have said that.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Again, I have the recordings. I'll trust the evidence of my own ears over a mentally ill teenage foid.

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

Stop being mean to your e-girlfriend.

1 AlphaMale3625 2020-03-05

How do you even know all this shit about him lmao

1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-05

He has a presence in online chat apps

5 automatic_cluck 2020-03-05

title.

bottom text

4 SendWhiskey 2020-03-05

How's it going with you and pojom? Are you guys meeting up soon?

6 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Already have and will again soon.

4 SendWhiskey 2020-03-05

Awww hope that all goes well!

4 trapochaphouse 2020-03-05

Why wont you get a job?

6 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Worked for years. am rich, don't need to anymore.

4 MacAndShits 2020-03-05

That's why you do it for free?

8 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

In general I just like making people upset.

1 MacAndShits 2020-03-05

baste

3 ztwizzle 2020-03-05

what's your opinion on the foid v. troid debate?

10 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Troids are so desperate to blend in they became "hyper foids" and cancel any advantages out.

3 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-05

This is the only correct take. Based as always Pizzashill.

3 automatic_cluck 2020-03-05

Yiff or hentai?

5 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Neither.

3 automatic_cluck 2020-03-05

Lame. Jesus or Mohammed?

5 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Mohammed.

3 automatic_cluck 2020-03-05

DADDY or DADDY?

3 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-05

Fuck you Mohammedan.

3 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Anyone that hasn't taken the islam pill just wants foids to destroy society.

3 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-05

Imagine not being sedevacantist in the current year +6.

3 loli_esports 2020-03-05

are you actually a phd?

3 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-05

Do you still hate women?

3 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Yes.

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3 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-05

Based as always.

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2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-05

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2 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-03-05

What have you been doing since you were banned from r/drama?

2 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-05

Why did you name your username professorshillphd?

2 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Because I hold a PHD in internet shilling.

2 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-05

Why do they call you pizzashill?

2 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

A conspiratard called me a pizza shill back during pizzagate.

1 DeuxGirl 2020-03-05

I thought it was because DrPizza was already taken.

2 A_Jewish_Nazi 2020-03-05

ur actually kinda cute

3 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Thanks, that's what my grandma used to say before we lost her to a bloodless heart surgery at the witness hospital.

2 Pinksister 2020-03-05

You look like a hairy brown watermelon with severe depression.

2 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-03-05

I gave you good investing advice. Did you take it, goy?

4 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Sure.

3 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-03-05

Gud. I made commish on it.

2 carpathian_florist 2020-03-05

Can we share accounts so I can keep up w lawlz stickies while the sub is locked?

2 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

No sorry.

3 carpathian_florist 2020-03-05

u/masterlawlz can you approve me so I can buy him another 80 day ban

1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-05

Yo question. Can you delete the reference to Deux you made in your sticky? If too many rightoids join this place too fast without at least semi-assimilating AHS will start on this place and that would put the entire dramasphere in jeopardy. And if arrdrama goes I might actually have to do something with my life. Not good.

1 carpathian_florist 2020-03-05

Fair point, it’s been redacted. Although AHS trying to go off on drama would be wild.

1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-05

Thanks! And yeah that would probably be pretty intense. I think Deux handled being linked by AHS pretty well by completely spazzing out. Seemed to confuse them or something.

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1 PizzaShillsFather 2020-03-05

Why don’t you answer my calls anymore?

3 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Because you died to a fent OD years ago.

1 nanonan 2020-03-05

Are you even a yank? Describe for me the perfect authoritarian anarchist society.

1 professorshillphd 2020-03-05

Nah.