Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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3 finitewaves 2020-03-05
Yes, all animals are as aggressive as others, because you cannot breed for that.
2 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-05
I love how they say it’s not a breed thing then name chihuahuas. Fucking retard just invalidated their whole point
1 maharashtraman 2020-03-05
it's called a joke
2 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-05
That wouldn’t be dramatic if it was a joke tho
1 Ironyno 2020-03-05
the joke is calling a dog bred to show zero emotions or anxiety before it tries to kill something a nanny dogs.
2 Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-03-05
Broke: Not wanting to kill Pitbulls
Woke: Killing Pitbulls
Bespoke: Killing every dog you can find
1 foureyednickfury 2020-03-05
Ascended: eating them with a glass of chianti
1 I_Shah 2020-03-05
Based Chinese and Koreans
1 assassin_is_born 2020-03-05
Ascended: nuking China
2 Crowbar-12 2020-03-05
of course its a white women shilling for pibbles
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-05
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 brapmaster3000 2020-03-05
Pitbulls aren't a breed. They have ascended to a new species 'Bastardis insanis insanire'.
2 BlasterBallz 2020-03-05
https://v.redd.it/l7dmw8khlpk41
1 _Balaclava_ 2020-03-05
Kill all pit bulls from youngest to oldest
1 FukinSukinCukin 2020-03-05
Thank goodness the police officer didn't get confused there