I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
I had a friend who ate a cardboard box on a dare for $5. Then he didn’t shit for a month. His bowel compacted into a swollen rock. He had to get lots of enemas and drink mineral oil every day. This caused him to spot so he had to wear a maxi pad in his britches which was embarrassing for an 8th grader
Your body subconsciously realized that you were with strangers in the woods and your shithole was filled with shit as a defense mechanism because the remnants of your caveman brain told you that being taken out into the woods with strangers as a child was for bussy gaping.
I played fairly much oblivion and skyrim and still dont understand this. Also how much time have you spend discussing elven lore sex mods on loverslab.com?
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-06
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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3 Chapose 2020-03-06
Ok realtalk as a kid I once didnt poop for a week straight on a youth camping trip. Not sure how I did it tho. AMA
2 satoshipepemoto 2020-03-06
I had a friend who ate a cardboard box on a dare for $5. Then he didn’t shit for a month. His bowel compacted into a swollen rock. He had to get lots of enemas and drink mineral oil every day. This caused him to spot so he had to wear a maxi pad in his britches which was embarrassing for an 8th grader
1 theworstever 2020-03-06
Your body subconsciously realized that you were with strangers in the woods and your shithole was filled with shit as a defense mechanism because the remnants of your caveman brain told you that being taken out into the woods with strangers as a child was for bussy gaping.
2 Chapose 2020-03-06
I played fairly much oblivion and skyrim and still dont understand this. Also how much time have you spend discussing elven lore sex mods on loverslab.com?
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-06
Awesome job! Keep up the good work :)
1 mackson2000 2020-03-06
Mfw you will never draw more elven twink nsfw because the comic series is finished.
1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-03-06
Bet