Getting something off of my chest
1 2020-03-08 by agrees2retards
So I was playing overwatch last week. And I randomly got matched with a foid and we started talking about our love for ass. I love to eat ass and she loves her ass eaten. So I was asked to join discord to voice chat. And I find out she's a kraut.
So she was talking about gussy nonsense like tampons or advice on how to get a fuck buddy. I just said I don't know. I stay away from crazy foids and ignore their gussy nonsense.
So she says ok.
I asked her how old she is, she tells me she's 26. I told her she's too old to be that crazy. No sane person is gonna tolerate gussy nonsense from an old woman.
So she says ok
Anyway. My kid was screaming in the background. She asks me if I have a kid. I says yes. Then she goes on a rampage. She says ew babies are gross I'll never have one etc...
So later on I mentioned my wife is mad at me because of gussy nonsense. This kraut tells me that maybe my wife is angry at me because I impregnated her.
I told her it's not my fault. Condoms are for cucks and creampieing feels good. If she didn't want to be pregnant then she should have been on the pill. But she was too lazy to renew her prescription.
Next day, this kraut says she doesn't wanna play with me. She says she doesn't want to speak English anymore. She wants to speak kraut with the other krauts.
What the fuck is her deal?
16 comments
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1 Rosey9898 2020-03-08
Embrace bussy
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-03-08
Can you give a summary? I can't read something that is more than 4 lines
2 agrees2retards 2020-03-08
Foids are crazy. I'm immune from gussy nonsense.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-03-08
You need help
1 agrees2retards 2020-03-08
My wife is a cuck queen. But I don't have the energy to deal with crazy.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-08
lol you had the dork version of talking to crazy women while being married
2 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-08
at least have an affair like a normal deuxchad. smh my head
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-08
In medical terms, it's called Crazy Bitch Syndrome.
1 throwawayaccount_34 2020-03-08
Lol I didn’t read this
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-08
For the sake of your child, you need to keep yourself safe in these turbulent times.
1 RITALIN_IS_SHITTY 2020-03-08
yeah maybe save the long novel text posts for the retards in /r/drama
1 MisterMedeez 2020-03-08
i think germany has the lowest rate of pregnancy in europe. i think its a uniquely cultural thing
1 The_Memenator 2020-03-08
That’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking.
1 googleussliberty 2020-03-08
Beat her
1 alotofpeanuts 2020-03-08
Damn you based bro. Keep it real, king