Getting something off of my chest

1  2020-03-08 by agrees2retards

So I was playing overwatch last week. And I randomly got matched with a foid and we started talking about our love for ass. I love to eat ass and she loves her ass eaten. So I was asked to join discord to voice chat. And I find out she's a kraut.

So she was talking about gussy nonsense like tampons or advice on how to get a fuck buddy. I just said I don't know. I stay away from crazy foids and ignore their gussy nonsense.

So she says ok.

I asked her how old she is, she tells me she's 26. I told her she's too old to be that crazy. No sane person is gonna tolerate gussy nonsense from an old woman.

So she says ok

Anyway. My kid was screaming in the background. She asks me if I have a kid. I says yes. Then she goes on a rampage. She says ew babies are gross I'll never have one etc...

So later on I mentioned my wife is mad at me because of gussy nonsense. This kraut tells me that maybe my wife is angry at me because I impregnated her.

I told her it's not my fault. Condoms are for cucks and creampieing feels good. If she didn't want to be pregnant then she should have been on the pill. But she was too lazy to renew her prescription.

Next day, this kraut says she doesn't wanna play with me. She says she doesn't want to speak English anymore. She wants to speak kraut with the other krauts.

What the fuck is her deal?

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Embrace bussy

Can you give a summary? I can't read something that is more than 4 lines

Foids are crazy. I'm immune from gussy nonsense.

being married

Having the energy to talk to other foids

You need help

My wife is a cuck queen. But I don't have the energy to deal with crazy.

lol you had the dork version of talking to crazy women while being married

at least have an affair like a normal deuxchad. smh my head

In medical terms, it's called Crazy Bitch Syndrome.

Lol I didn’t read this

For the sake of your child, you need to keep yourself safe in these turbulent times.

yeah maybe save the long novel text posts for the retards in /r/drama

i think germany has the lowest rate of pregnancy in europe. i think its a uniquely cultural thing

That’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking.

Beat her

Damn you based bro. Keep it real, king