I broke the law. The cops are on their way to arrest me.

1  2020-03-10 by agrees2retards

32 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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AHS refuses to accept the duality that is love and hate. Love and hate exist mutually, and removal of one condemns the other to non-existence as well. After all, what is love if not the opposite of hate and vice-versa. They each exist on the basis of their relation to one another. And for those of you who think I’m just speaking gibberish, you’re wrong. The famous philosopher Augustine stated that evil is simply the privation of good. Similarly hate can be categorized as the privation of love. Thus, hate is just the absence or negation of love. Hate therefore exists only in virtue of loves absence, but nevertheless love must still exist in order to be something which can be absent. The same is true if you switch the terms love and hate in the aforementioned line of reasoning.

I MEAN DUDE BUSSY LMAO

Love must be sincere. Detest what is evil; cling to what is good. -Romans 12:9

Hate is an essential part of love.

Dude pears lmao

they're bringing balance to the force

Bruh This shit dialectical

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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This one is on point.

lmfao

Sentient.

inb4 ban cause AHS also mods this sub 😒

Seems like a real turd bucket to me.

imagine being leddit's secret police

FOR $0.00

Literally the troid gestapo

Imagine being a ‘literally who’ tier janny that seriousposts on their REDDIT profile. I thought Instagramcels were bad. 🤣

What a self important retard lmao.

labouring

lmao of course

AHS needs the rightoids as much as gamers need minorities.

"labouring under the misapprehension"

What kind of faggot speech is this?

You wrong nugga

You wrong nugga

They got it from this pic.

Britbong, leaf, or a pathetic burger pretending to be a Yuropoor

It's definitely the last one.

sir you are laboring under the misapprehension, mister!

I googled misapprehension because I was pretty sure he was using it correctly, but I really wanted to be wrong so I could call him out on being a dipshit who uses big words they don’t even understand. What I found was even better. This is from the default google response for the word misapprehension:

a mistaken belief about or interpretation of something. “she must have been laboring under the misapprehension that you are nice”

The fucker was looking for the most virgin way of saying misunderstanding and found this - he got his whole expression from Webster.

some people really speak this way in bongland

Translation: some people would have been better off with a couple wedgies and swirlies in high school.

Bullies were our most precious resource and we stamped them out like the buffalo.

sweaty

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That's it?