God I wish that was me

1  2020-03-10 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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this is literally boomer comic about bitch wife and floor rag husband but with wojaks

proof that all generations are exactly the same

a glimpse into zoomer’s futures

in 50 years zoomer will be making comics about their annoying wife but instead of ugly art style cartoon characters itll just be wojaks and doge

Zoomers turn to millennial mindset, then faze in the future gen X, and then future boomer. Maybe one day we'll be calling ourselves the greatest generation to our technically enhanced future kids #transhumanist

proof that all generations are exactly the same

The fact that zoomers do nothing but bitch about how entitled boomers are while turning right around saying healthcare and college are human rights isn't proof enough, I don't know what is.

THIS IS A RAGE COMIC

this sub reddit makes me sad

Good

Me on the far right