Why over TP though? If shit gets so bad that you cant leave the house, just use a towel and wash it afterwards, rinse it if you dont have the means to properly wash it. But there are things more difficult to substitute than toilet paper in an emergency.
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1 Verdreht 2020-03-10
Yeah the daft cunts have been at it for weeks now
1 iphr 2020-03-10
Lol saw this while getting a slice at Abo's Pizza.
1 constantinople_2053 2020-03-10
Why over TP though? If shit gets so bad that you cant leave the house, just use a towel and wash it afterwards, rinse it if you dont have the means to properly wash it. But there are things more difficult to substitute than toilet paper in an emergency.
3 sh1tpo5ta 2020-03-10
because some dumbcunts think their TP is made in chyna and therefore will stop being produced due to corona-chan
in reality it's all made in a shitty rural town called adelaide
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-10
Look at how fat those people are. Their diet probably means needing a lot of TP.
2 constantinople_2053 2020-03-10
Yeah, but in the immortal words of Bart Simpson
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-10
I will literally die without the essential resource of toilet paper.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-03-10
Strayan here, I just take a shittereedoo in the yard paddo and wipe her off with a bit off old English word thins.