Reddit roles out their suicide reporting feature just in time for the primaries today

1  2020-03-10 by Kilo_G_looked_up

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What do you wanna bet the r/politics mods are going to be the first to be trolled with this?

Seriously. If pornhub is suggesting cuck porn for you, it's because their algorithm has determined, scientifically, that you're a cuck. That's all.

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Does this autoflag 50% of trans users?

If so then based, if not then it should.

I wonder if somebody can make a bot that does that.

Waiting for the feature to be available in the API.

Probably but I'm too lazy and don't know how to code so I'm not doing it.

If someone does, please give me the source code for it, I've got a plan.

It's a good idea. I like them, and I don't want them to commit suicide, so every help they get is good, because life is so cruel.

I do not like them

Fine, I guess I'm cursed with too much empathy, and I always want to do good and moral things, that helps other people, especially ones who are ostracized by society. But not everyone is like me, and that's fine.

The good and moral thing to do is shun them

Everyone should be able to freely do anything they want unless they prevent the freedom of others or they hurt others.

Uhh no.

Counterexample?

fat people

I mean we should encourage them to diet, work out and take care of themselves.

Yes, through cyber bullying

Bullying does work, but if there are other options to help, I would prefer other options.

you know you are a nice fella :)

Thank you, you're nice too ❤️

Normalizing delusional people who want to mutilate themselves will harm society.

Just because something is a delusion it doesn't neccesary hurt society. For example placebo is also a delusion, yet it has a positive effect. Religion is also a delusion and it gives people a community and makes them happy, even though what they believe in is not true. Despite many things making people believe falsehoods, they still can increase their well-being.

Telling people it's okay to mutilate themselves and be delusional doesnt hurt society

Ok retard

I already adressed the delusion part. Amputation, circumsision and kidney donation can be considered "mutilation" too, yet they might be necesarry in certain cases, like when you donate your kidney to your relative so they can survive with the new kidney.

Yeah bro chopping your dick off because youre delusional is clearly comparable to donating a kidney. Low quality troll.

I just addressed why the words "delusion" and "mutilation" are not always bad, and sometimes they are necessary to achieve something positive.

Stfu pedo

Why would I be pedo? I don't get it.

Nah we have to flag them ourselves. I'm waiting for the feature to be available in the API to mass flag whole subreddits.

I just reported you for considering suicide or serious self harm lmao

Haven't gotten a message. I'm not a mutt anyways lmao

You should be getting a message soon like

"OMG LIKE HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT KILL YOURSELF LMAO LIKE NIGGA JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN LMAO

No, I seriously haven't gotten anything. I think it's just for show right now. I'm going to report you and see if anything happens.

The CEO of reddit just messaged me saying "nigga lmao like how hard is it to not kill urself nigga lmao like just walk away XD"

It really happened. I wouldn't lie to you.

It's because there's an algorithm that determined your life isn't worth saving anyway.

*roll

Report me fag

Im going to abuse this. What will reddit jannies do to stop me?