Neither of them is going to do shit against trump if trump can get on top of this Coronavirus. Him handwaving it might cost him points in debates.
But holy SHIT the mini mike joke and all his rallies are funny as shit. If Biden runs against him I'm scared Trump will make Biden actually lose the last few crumbs of conscious brain matter he has left.
If Bernie wins trump gets a huge chunk of black voters because black voters SEETHE over Bernie for some fucking reason.
fuck you karen. if you cared so fucking much why didnt you speak up when it was happening? fuck this finger wagging bull shit. and fuck you for implying that only new witches would want to do something like this. theres always a downside to weather magic but im NOT gunna hesitate to help when people and animals are fucking DIEING.
Please pardon the clumsy overtones that will be found throughout this post, but Sen. Bernie Sanders is hell-bent on vilifying our history, character, values, and traditions. I'm going to give it to you straight: If I seem a bit socially inept, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level. According to him, asinine cutthroats and apolaustic blacklegs should rule this country. He might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Bernie would realize that he doesn't want to acknowledge that he shows a curious unwillingness to prevent the “invisible hand” of loosely regulated markets from becoming an “invisible fist” that lets him effortlessly pound his castigators into oblivion. In fact, Bernie would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because trying to keep him from cultivating an unhealthy sense of victimhood is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop him, he'll always find some new way to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such telltale words and phrases as “breakthrough”, “miracle”, “secret remedy”, “exclusive”, and “clinical studies prove that…”).
Armed only with a white shirt, pocket protector, slide rule, thick glasses, and some other neat stuff, I have determined that Bernie is a carnaptious Bolshevik. In fact, Bernie is worse than a carnaptious Bolshevik; he's also a flagitious defalcator. That's why he feels obligated to blackball his critics. I don't believe that power corrupts Bernie but that Bernie corrupts power. Speaking of corruption and power, this is a free country, and I warrant we ought to keep it that way.
We get more from Bernie than we do from most daft tyrants. We get more lies, more distortions, more fear, more hatred, more division. We get Bernie Sanders behaving like Bernie Sanders. Most of you reading this post have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Bernie's belligerent epithets convince me of only one thing: that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how each day, I see the world becoming more cankered as a determined Bernie carries out his small-minded, nefarious plans. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. There are several valid and obvious reasons why I assert that. Perhaps the most important reason is that Bernie has been trying desperately to convince us that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. These temerarious attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Bernie is planning on restructuring the social, political, and economic relationships that exist throughout our entire society eventually. The final thing I want to bring up in this post is that I'll do what I can to introduce an important but underrepresented angle on Sen. Bernie Sanders's reckless prank phone calls, and each of you reading this post should do the same. Let's be there for each other. Let's help each other. And let's lead the way to the future, not to the past.
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7 QuadNarca 2020-03-10
TELL THEM BERNIE 😍 WOMEN OUT OUT 👉 DEUX IS MY BOYS ONLY SAFE SPACE 💦🍆🍆💦
8 theworstever 2020-03-10
ITS BERNIE BROS
NOT BERNIE SISES
😤
6 -8x- 2020-03-10
What about Bernie sissies?
5 theworstever 2020-03-10
Well they fall into the bernie bros category so I guess......
5 Karloman314 2020-03-10
Can't even fill up a gymnasium. He's supposed to beat Donald Trump?
11 queerjihad 2020-03-10
His biggest mistake is holding a speech in a gymnasium in a country where everyone's a fatty
3 Karloman314 2020-03-10
Could have just had their slaves carry them there. I mean, wouldn't you Mr. Gay Confederate?
6 noogai131 2020-03-10
Neither of them is going to do shit against trump if trump can get on top of this Coronavirus. Him handwaving it might cost him points in debates.
But holy SHIT the mini mike joke and all his rallies are funny as shit. If Biden runs against him I'm scared Trump will make Biden actually lose the last few crumbs of conscious brain matter he has left.
If Bernie wins trump gets a huge chunk of black voters because black voters SEETHE over Bernie for some fucking reason.
I mean dude bussy LMAO.
5 ArmsLongfellow 2020-03-10
🤔
4 noogai131 2020-03-10
I don't ask the Jewish question when it comes to blacks because it starts drama.
Wait.
1 ArmsLongfellow 2020-03-10
When it comes to other minorities, black voters don't have any questions.
4 NecroC 2020-03-10
Bussy bros unite
3 adolfus_h1tlerous 2020-03-10
Bernie bux
Biden cucks
3 tooskank2bunderhood 2020-03-10
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1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-10
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3 finitewaves 2020-03-10
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3 MassCopeSession 2020-03-10
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3 MrGoodieMob 2020-03-10
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3 throwawayaccount_34 2020-03-10
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3 VinentPlayzCR 2020-03-10
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0 throwawayaccount_34 2020-03-10
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-1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-03-10
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-10
fuck you karen. if you cared so fucking much why didnt you speak up when it was happening? fuck this finger wagging bull shit. and fuck you for implying that only new witches would want to do something like this. theres always a downside to weather magic but im NOT gunna hesitate to help when people and animals are fucking DIEING.
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2 BurgerLaowai 2020-03-10
Please pardon the clumsy overtones that will be found throughout this post, but Sen. Bernie Sanders is hell-bent on vilifying our history, character, values, and traditions. I'm going to give it to you straight: If I seem a bit socially inept, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level. According to him, asinine cutthroats and apolaustic blacklegs should rule this country. He might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Bernie would realize that he doesn't want to acknowledge that he shows a curious unwillingness to prevent the “invisible hand” of loosely regulated markets from becoming an “invisible fist” that lets him effortlessly pound his castigators into oblivion. In fact, Bernie would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because trying to keep him from cultivating an unhealthy sense of victimhood is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop him, he'll always find some new way to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such telltale words and phrases as “breakthrough”, “miracle”, “secret remedy”, “exclusive”, and “clinical studies prove that…”).
Armed only with a white shirt, pocket protector, slide rule, thick glasses, and some other neat stuff, I have determined that Bernie is a carnaptious Bolshevik. In fact, Bernie is worse than a carnaptious Bolshevik; he's also a flagitious defalcator. That's why he feels obligated to blackball his critics. I don't believe that power corrupts Bernie but that Bernie corrupts power. Speaking of corruption and power, this is a free country, and I warrant we ought to keep it that way.
We get more from Bernie than we do from most daft tyrants. We get more lies, more distortions, more fear, more hatred, more division. We get Bernie Sanders behaving like Bernie Sanders. Most of you reading this post have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Bernie's belligerent epithets convince me of only one thing: that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how each day, I see the world becoming more cankered as a determined Bernie carries out his small-minded, nefarious plans. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. There are several valid and obvious reasons why I assert that. Perhaps the most important reason is that Bernie has been trying desperately to convince us that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. These temerarious attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Bernie is planning on restructuring the social, political, and economic relationships that exist throughout our entire society eventually. The final thing I want to bring up in this post is that I'll do what I can to introduce an important but underrepresented angle on Sen. Bernie Sanders's reckless prank phone calls, and each of you reading this post should do the same. Let's be there for each other. Let's help each other. And let's lead the way to the future, not to the past.
7 CapitalExcuse7 2020-03-10
Blah blah blah I’m tired of women
4 LongPostBot 2020-03-10
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2 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-10
BASED
1 throwawaybruhbruh1 2020-03-10
Fuck bernie, that commie fuck. Good luck trying to find some bernie merch in your fucking gulag. The only male you’ll simp for, goddamn.
Fuck trump. He was good until his tarrif bullshit.
Fuck Biden, pedo ass. “I’m officially endorsed by one of my good friends, you know him, last name sigma!” Fuck pedos.
Warren, w*man. Hard no.
The rest dropped out like bitches.