YTA. I would say NTA for not wanting to buy it yourself, but then you got into the whole "baby's mine so I can control what you do" which treats her like an incubator. And that's so far beyond not cool.
I'm generally a fan of appeals to scientific consensus, but in this case, you're overlooking a broader context: the skewing of medical science by misogyny/ignorance.
YTA. Even if your wife wants to birth a crack baby, shrieking from withdrawal the very moment it leaves the womb, you have no right to stop her. Her body, her choice.
Wow. What a horrible list lmao. Just no SO, childfree, seething about other people's wedding, subs about hating your parents, another one hating your family, "womenover30"
I don't know how I wouldn't just shoot myself if I lived such a miserable life. Why not end it at that point? Is getting fucked by your dog really enough to compensate for your pathetic existence? Maybe, idk
Of course there's overlap with crazy women subs. AITA's a sub dedicated to people begging for unwarranted validation from strangers coupled with the opportunity to shame and blame "mean" people for no-no behavior. Throw in a story about dogs, and you've got reddit's "women" drooling.
Most the recommendations for pregnant women are based on weak research or no research. They take a very strict better safe than sorry approach despite it's affect on women. Instead of saying they don't really know the effect of something and it might be a risk they just tell women not do it. It's ridiculous.
I'm generally a fan of appeals to scientific consensus, but in this case, you're overlooking a broader context: the skewing of medical science by misogyny/ignorance.
Jesus fucking christ, you can tell they've never had to deal with people who have FASD, it's a goddamn nightmare.
Alcohol, as far as we can tell, always hurts fetal brain development. Not likely to get a definitive answer, as randomized controlled blind trials where you get pregnant women blasted then dissect their children's brains are hard to get funding for. Anyways, you can definitely fuck up rat brains at 0.05 BAC, that's what, a glass and a half of wine for non-fatty non-lush women?
Not that it matters. If she can't go a few months without jonesing hard enough that she can't be assed to look up if she's hurting her baby, then she definitely binged before she found out that she was pregnant. Which is of course when the brain development is most susceptible to alcohol.
Seriously, don't have kids until you are deliberately trying to, willing to not drink while trying to, and get every gene test you can.
Imagine not being able to abstain from alcohol for 9 months so you lessen the risk of your offspring.
Her body her choice? hey made the baby together and has 2 parents? I've seen a lot of clown world shit but as someone who wants to be a father this makes my blood boil
Well, I googled a real expert: Dr. Paulo Ubiratan , head of a hospital in Porto Alegre in Brasil.
Should I limit my alcohol intake?
Dr.Ubiratan: Absolutely not. Wine is made from grapes, fruit that is. Brandy, sherry, port and Cognac are all made by removing the water from the grape. Only good stuff remains. Beer is made from grains and hop. Don’t limit yourself too much with healthy drinks. Stay away from diet sodas.
So, alcohol can not be harmful. Science is on the side of wine moms. Americels with their mysogynistic CDC can fuck off.
She started screaming at me to buy her some alcohol, saying it was her body and her choice to drink the alcohol. She hung up, when I got back she was furious with me, and is refusing to speak to me.
Reminder that this is a legal adult who has the same voting power as you.
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16 JannySlayer 2020-03-10
Kill all redditors
12 ShittyAlt69 2020-03-10
Whats dumber, giving your baby FAS or going to reddit for advice?
6 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-10
this guy managed to crash through both branches on the way down
3 ShittyAlt69 2020-03-10
Based branch crasher
11 azwildcat74 2020-03-10
Climate change: LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SCIENCE YOU RETARD!
Pregnant wine mommy: THE SCIENCE DOESN'T MATTER YOU RETARD!
12 SmogiPierogi 2020-03-10
Science agrees with me: sorry sweaty reality has a liberal bias
Science disagrees with me: actually we need to remember that scientists are all bunch of bigots so this study is probably biased.
God I hate redditors
2 tallcelvolcel 2020-03-10
Oi you got a source for that opinion
6 genuinegrill 2020-03-10
5 HistoryBuff9393 2020-03-10
If climate change meant that white foids had to stop drinking wine they’d be climate change deniers
9 myNAMEjef420 2020-03-10
Holy god redditors are retarded.
13 VanillaReign 2020-03-10
YTA. Even if your wife wants to birth a crack baby, shrieking from withdrawal the very moment it leaves the womb, you have no right to stop her. Her body, her choice.
12 PedroIsWatching 2020-03-10
Do we need any more confirmation that the average Reddit user is 13?
Jesus fuck, why do I still come to this fucking website
11 myNAMEjef420 2020-03-10
I used to think that i was average-sub average on the intelligence scale. After 4 years of browsing reddit i feel like im at least in the top 10%.
6 finitewaves 2020-03-10
If you think comparing yourself to reddit gives a reliable result you need to subtract 65 IQ points from your end result
6 WreckingYourHome 2020-03-10
Looking at their profiles, I would guess that AITA's average user is a 35-yo cat hag. Not surprising given the nature of that subreddit.
13 KetamineAddictYoda 2020-03-10
LOL some of the most related subreddits by user overlap are r/askwomenover30, r/childfree, r/weddingshaming and, alarmingly, r/pregnant.
https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/amitheasshole
7 ArmsLongfellow 2020-03-10
Goddamn I love it when the uncharitable assumptions I make about the people I dislike are true.
7 spaztickthepriest 2020-03-10
Stereotypes are stereotypical for a reason.
6 ArmsLongfellow 2020-03-10
Haha, relationships, bestoflegaladvice, and the justnomil cluster of subs are all right up there too. The exact same insufferable style.
4 ATissu 2020-03-10
Wow. What a horrible list lmao. Just no SO, childfree, seething about other people's wedding, subs about hating your parents, another one hating your family, "womenover30"
I don't know how I wouldn't just shoot myself if I lived such a miserable life. Why not end it at that point? Is getting fucked by your dog really enough to compensate for your pathetic existence? Maybe, idk
3 15nelsoc 2020-03-10
Of course there's overlap with crazy women subs. AITA's a sub dedicated to people begging for unwarranted validation from strangers coupled with the opportunity to shame and blame "mean" people for no-no behavior. Throw in a story about dogs, and you've got reddit's "women" drooling.
4 inceltiers2 2020-03-10
Because redditors are the new tumblers and its great
1 Putin-Nanny 2020-03-10
Foids brains don't develop further after the age of 13 so that's why it would seem that way.
9 CiuhCiuh 2020-03-10
But mom said one glass a week was fine!
4 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-03-10
Someone brought up an article from the CDC and their response was “yeah... they may be doctors but doctors are know to be misogynistic”.
I swear this shit just made my night. To me this is so ridiculous it’s even funnier than watching the Bernie bust.
3 myNAMEjef420 2020-03-10
I saw that same reply.
I cannot believe a real person typed that.
1 EasternAirline 2020-03-10
R*dditors are not people
3 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-10
Women's empowerment means women can never be told "No".
Only a misogynist agent of the patriarchy would suggest otherwise.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-10
Not just that. You should also praise every one of their decisions, especially the most retarded ones.
2 StayHardMiami 2020-03-10
Not to defend redditors, but even compared to most other subreddits, r/AmITheAsshole is a flaming dumpsterfire holocaust of idiocy.
I’d rather take advice from SRD or even (ugh) r/RaisedByNarcissists than listen to anything that those fucking mindless retards in AITA have to say.
9 inceltiers2 2020-03-10
By allah I have found the SRDemon in our very own home
BEGONE BY ALLAHS LIGHT I WILL SMITE YOU
1 OmegaCunt 2020-03-10
More news at 11
9 googleussliberty 2020-03-10
I'll use this opportunity to remind everyone that pregnant women are literally incubators by every single definition of the word.
5 finitewaves 2020-03-10
I do not cum into incubators
8 Human6928 2020-03-10
You don't cum into anyone, incel.
6 finitewaves 2020-03-10
Do you just go on the internet and accuse people of not cumming
4 Human6928 2020-03-10
Only when they first claim that they do cum
6 finitewaves 2020-03-10
Where was it claimed? Youve been exposed. Apologize and be on your way
4 Human6928 2020-03-10
You expect someone on the internet to APOLOGIZE for something? By Allah, you are retarded.
5 finitewaves 2020-03-10
Then be on your way, you Albanian. Better be gone before Im done taking off my shoe
1 endians 2020-03-10
nigger
2 thetinguy 2020-03-10
HES COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIINNNGGGGG
3 inceltiers2 2020-03-10
Based and molonuxpilled
8 Msmit71 2020-03-10
It's my god given right to give babies FAS!
7 HistoryBuff9393 2020-03-10
Look if I wanna boof a little ketamine while I’m preggers you can’t stop me, it’s MY BODY.
6 15nelsoc 2020-03-10
Ket would probably be less harmful to the fetus than alcohol
1 Dwarf90 2020-03-10
Pregnant, I have got.
Ketamine, I will do.
Do not cause FAS, I should.
1 DieShakeMilton 2020-03-10
id ask if you were retarded but it seems redundant
7 Love-Sex-Dreamz 2020-03-10
Why are they even having this debate in the first place? Alcohol is haram.
7 embrace- 2020-03-10
They are infidels and must die by the sword, inshallah.
6 tractorsandranch 2020-03-10
coronachan can't work fast enough it seems
6 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-10
booze the fetus, bigot!
6 cfbWORKING 2020-03-10
I wish their parents drank more
5 Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-03-10
Good morning
5 BreadlineBernieBTFO 2020-03-10
Gretal Alcoberg Syndrome*
5 Staceys_Dong 2020-03-10
Wine Moms: the final phase
5 GoldAlgae7 2020-03-10
Establishing islam as best religion again inshallah
4 Graderthan 2020-03-10
That’s the craziest thread I have seen in awhile. How are redditors still finding new lows
4 _adderall-admiral_ 2020-03-10
lmfao @ redditors acting like doctors would actually say wine is fine when ur pregnant
yeah ok totally not an alcoholic btw
4 GoldAlgae7 2020-03-10
I’m torn.
On one hand, dude foids lmao
On the other hand, this is the mayocide
4 GamerMalcolmX 2020-03-10
May Allah save us in these dark times.
4 MysteryMuhammad 2020-03-10
Imagine humanity dying out because everyone is a barely functional fetal alcohol victim.
3 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-10
GOOD MORNING
3 ArmsLongfellow 2020-03-10
Jesus fucking christ, you can tell they've never had to deal with people who have FASD, it's a goddamn nightmare.
Alcohol, as far as we can tell, always hurts fetal brain development. Not likely to get a definitive answer, as randomized controlled blind trials where you get pregnant women blasted then dissect their children's brains are hard to get funding for. Anyways, you can definitely fuck up rat brains at 0.05 BAC, that's what, a glass and a half of wine for non-fatty non-lush women?
Not that it matters. If she can't go a few months without jonesing hard enough that she can't be assed to look up if she's hurting her baby, then she definitely binged before she found out that she was pregnant. Which is of course when the brain development is most susceptible to alcohol.
Seriously, don't have kids until you are deliberately trying to, willing to not drink while trying to, and get every gene test you can.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-10
Sounds like she went nine months.
On one hand, redditors are retarded, and that foid is retarded, but deuxredditors thinking a glass of whine means full-greta is also retarded.
3 inceltiers2 2020-03-10
Utterly based
Gunna make a smoking one to upset manlets now
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2 blazingquantum 2020-03-10
L-lumch?
2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-10
Good fucking morning
2 MysteryMuhammad 2020-03-10
It feels like every few months there is some post on r/AmItheasshole or something about this subject.
2 whymyppsmall 2020-03-10
what nigger language is this
2 strumyabird 2020-03-10
All children should do meth. Where else will they get their daily dose of vitamin m from?
2 WDEatMyDick 2020-03-10
Boys this is it, I’m gonna fed post if I’m not careful
2 Im_ShaunRs 2020-03-10
Mommy needs her whine!
Imagine not being able to abstain from alcohol for 9 months so you lessen the risk of your offspring.
Her body her choice? hey made the baby together and has 2 parents? I've seen a lot of clown world shit but as someone who wants to be a father this makes my blood boil
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1 hugegrav 2020-03-10
Good morning, btw how can Redditors say they believe in science then see this and say that yes FAS is good?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-10
70+ comments here and not one of you retards even tried to wrangle one of these cows with a little light pinging. 🤦♂️ out Out OUT
1 Based_thot 2020-03-10
How much of an alcoholic do you have to be to need wine to relax?
1 professorshillsphd 2020-03-10
Well, I googled a real expert: Dr. Paulo Ubiratan , head of a hospital in Porto Alegre in Brasil.
So, alcohol can not be harmful. Science is on the side of wine moms. Americels with their mysogynistic CDC can fuck off.
1 languidhorse 2020-03-10
Impostor
1 GMZ_Shorty 2020-03-10
Reminder that this is a legal adult who has the same voting power as you.
1 NewcastleGym 2020-03-10
My god I love Reddit. They would say a pregnant woman should play in a men's rugby league as long as it went against the man
0 Putin-Nanny 2020-03-10
What was the authors last name? What did their nose look like? I bet I can guess.