COPE. SEETHE. and dare I say, DILATE

1  2020-03-11 by Tycoronachan

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Is there anything more cucked than being a Bernie bro who doesn't even live in the US?

I don't know why they like him. I like Bernie's trade policy, which isn't good for the rest of the world. It's putting America first. Moving our dollars away from having a huge military isn't going to be good for them either. They're going to have to start paying and dealing with their own security. If he would start talking about leaving NATO to pay for M4A, I'd be down with M4A.

Lmao imagine being this retarded and clueless

You are naive like a child

Dr Popper

imagine having all the drugs available in the world: some bad, some good, some life changing, some to pass through the mundane

And your gay ass chose Poppers.

its literally the gay ass-drug.

If I start popping can I get over foids or what?

No, it just makes your anus gay

Well I get called an ass a lot, so I'm pretty sure that'll do the trick. Thanks 😊

Might be a reference to Karl Popper. Though that's about as gay since philosophers are the jannies of intellectualism.

philosophers are the jannies of intellectualism.

Never have i read truer words. Peaked Based king

I took a shot for every state bernie lost and now I'm gonna take a nap in the bath.

RIP in peace liver

Rip in peace bernie bros. May you screech louder than my liver for years to come

I highly doubt a political redditor could take that many shots

They don’t need to. They took a shot for every state bernie would contest in the general

what if it's a .22?

WE RIDIN WITH BIDEN

Niggas iffy uh Biden got the stiffy uh.

Biden do the sniffy uh

DAS RITE WHITEBOI

This retard isnt even from the US and is getting assmad instead of laughing because demented childsniffer vs trump is gonna happen..

40%

get on with the times boomer it's 41 42%

im hearing 50% now, how do i update my picture

-sent from my iPad

Imagine the number after Trump wins agein

Nuggie copypasta 2.0

Y’all niggas do what you want, but I ain’t hearing shit until Ja Rule weighs in.

Sick reference bro

Sheeeeet she thought Texans would choose Bernie?

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"she"

Anybody who talks like that is definitely a she

RWDS are gonna kill xim soon???

22 upvotes lol

There's no joy in Mudville.

Bidin's ridin in their heads for free

Why are burgers voting for the hair-sniffer? Actually confused.

It's a shame The_Meltdown is now closed. Any other good subs for this seethe?

Do britbongs thing the US president is the president of the world?

It is true tho

The west is so americanised retards in nz, aus, bong etc. let American opinions and views become their outlook. It's absolutely retarded. For example thinking slavery is all white people's fault and they owned slaves, not just the mutts.

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Ban he

I can't wait for Biden to show off his debate skills. I hope they have a gang fight like the one with corn pop. Biden is always getting in to silly alterations but for some reason only remembers a few of them.

When you cannot wrap your mind around the idea that a political ideology shared by maybe 15% of the population, and overtly loathed by another 20%, isn't universally winning.

It's not the end of the world. These people lol. Everyone calm down and have a choccie milk.

Joe Biden is very electable, so electable he should be able to do it without me. Have fun turning those droves of reasonable moderate nevertrumpers that apparently exist, they'll be solid for you Joe. I am only Twitter apparently, not the real world, while the moderate reasonable never Trumper is totally a demo that exists outside of a handful of NYT op Ed columnists.

You want to run on literally nothing besides not being Trump, go ahead, second times a charm. Yep literally all that's wrong with this nation is Donald Trump, nothing else needs to be done or would be desirable to do. The American people do not want anything, and you will not give it to them, like a responsible adult. Trump will go around promising literally everything again, like things that are entirely contradictory, but the voters won't be fooled by that a second time, of course. Maybe try to fit in a little bit about how you'll raise their taxes and privatize their social security like a responsible boy. Or how you'll reintroduce the filibuster and blue slips so that the Republicans can block everything and have another few terms worth of judges to ram through once they win again. It's all about the process, we've got to be the good guys and be responsible so that we can create a good environment for them to just go totally good wild and power crazy in once we're gone. Republicans have the parties, we clean up after. As it should be.

Just make sure to go through the appropriate beaurocratic channels when dealing with his executive offers, and immediately cease all protest once a constitutionalist reasonable moderate judge makes it illegal and unconstitutional to touch any order signed by their lord and fuhrer, and then blocks yours because that's not the signature of the fuhrer. Ah, constitutionalism, don't agree with everything those federalists say, but you gotta respect them. Ever thought about just appointing a few of them? The spit they will launch in your face as you show off your moderation by appointing them is just a sign of their endearing conservative passion. Make sure never to appoint a liberal who has any bias though, rightists have passion, liberals have bias, liberals cannot have political opinions because that would be impartial, they also cannot violate the free speech of a rightist by disagreeing with them.

I'm pretty sure the nation will be fairly ripe for revolution in 2024 whoever wins, so it's not a big deal for me.

Now say that without weeping.

Cool story nigga but I don't remember asking

I only read 2 sentences

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