Chapocel disowns his parents because they didn’t vote for Bernie

1  2020-03-11 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

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the one guy questioning him, u/jorgery22, is the only Chapo who has poor parents and actually has to work for a living

Nah fuck you Nazis

how many times do we have to tell the new refugees? stop downvoting people!

also i can't tell if you mean "nazis" or actual nazis, either way you're retarded

Downvoting lolcows? Is this the hospitality of DeuxRama?

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i would go full nazi just so u would punch me and i could legally knock ur head off with a single punch and then enjoy some fresh grounded bussy 😁🤝

Unironic I’ll fight you IRL

Fighting is lib shit, real socialists are armed

i would actually punch your head off im not kidding like clean off ur shoulders big dog then make love to you a few seconds later, armed or not u are too pussy to do anything

Actual footage of what I do in political streetfights all the time.

thats exactly it 🤝

being a socialist

being able to fight

Choose one, faggot.

real chads punch internet cowards heads off for no reason 😁

Antifa is juvenile and unhelpful at this point, just teenagers who want to unleash their violence boner. There is organization on the left that more useful.

Plus black block is like 2/3 feds anyway. Like if anyone is talking about violence before you've been thoroughly vetted, assume you're talking to a fed. Even if they're not they're poor opsec will have drawn them like flies to whatever they're building.

The left doesn't need young men trying to fulfill their death drive anyway, we need people willing to grow our networks and build our base. Maybe help in elections, but it can't be about elections.

Go flip over a trashcan and get hit by a car, troomer lmao

Oh boy! We have a tough, steely eyed revolutionary here! I bet you jerk off to all sorts of wild fantasies about murdering the fash, don't you? You're just a little bitch though.

We should go to real war. Actual combat in the streets to fight for the future of the world.

I think it might come to that.

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that these unemployed kids raised by social media think they can seize the means of production? They wouldn't know what to do with it.

Chapos can’t even seize a part time minimum wage job and then they blame that failure on capitalism.

Chapos are the incels of economics. And that’s an insult to incels.

I don't understand, the crops have failed.... SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING

Cletus and Tyrone would throw them in the gulags

you’ll be fighting for which warlord gets to rape your daughter dum dum 🤣👆

get drafted nigger

Call me karen cus Ima do my best to get yall banned.

it's a tranny too 😂😂😂

Post hog coward

Le shiggy piggy

🤮➡️🤤

There is no Karen, only Zuul!

oh look another shrieking chapo zhyr....

nikola tesla must have based his decision to develop alternating current instead of direct off of one of these BPD things, constantly alternating between vacuous tough talk and suicide threats and world record setting fragility reporting you for breathing.

in this moment I have achieved a state of sexual ecstasy, for I am offended, and a victim

also, we have many ethnic bigots here such as myself. nobody is forced to be here if they cant take the bantz or abuse. please more tough talk while you spam report and do your breathing exercises though

You don’t have to be white to be a Fascist. You wouldn’t be the first, trust me.

I don’t know why you’d think I care about your thoughts on Chapo. It’s insufferable at times but I’d take those weirdos over this sub, this is literally just the random misfirings within the hollow walls of a fucking neckbeards brain.

I don’t even know if you realize you’re a Nazi, I take it you’re either an identitarian or a race-realist, I’d say you’re Nick Fuentes fans but isn’t he degenerate now or something? at the end of the day it’s a distinction without a difference.

Also, there’s a lot of shitty institutions in my life but the even the biggest fucking coward Leftist has historically fucked you guys up.

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.


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Guys why wtf

Settle down, commie. This is a Biden sub, we treat everyone with respect. That malarkey might fly over on /r/chapotraphouse but it won't fly here.

Who treats you with respect?

You don’t have to be white to be a Fascist.

True look at It*lians and Arxentinians

And the changs which the chapos conveniently ignore since they are one of the only countries in the world that is pretty much fascist.

I take it you’re either an identitarian or a race-realis

I am actually the cartoon caricature you have in your mind, and not just a guy being edgy and immature yes. You are actually fighting EEEEVYIL by writing me comments lmao. Behold the Dominican superiority, and our superior 3rd world country. u r pathetic.

Yea guys I swear Im not a nazi i just hang out with them and like there jokes ironically u know

Goddamn you're stupid.

Ok lib

It must be incredibly disheartening to know your extended family is going to be charged the full market price of your funeral following your suicide. God bless the US Dollar, our Greatest Ally, and the land of the Prophet (PBUH) 🙏💲🦅🇮🇱🇸🇦

Honest question: if Bernie loses the election, but you could make him feel better by taking it up the ass from him, would you take Bernard's load?

Epic memes Le Redditor

Is that a yes or no?

But be careful; once you give your bussy to Bernie, he gets it forever. NO REFUNDS.

Remarkable how the chapo is completely incapable of functioning outside of his/her/xer containment zone.

It should have been "their jokes" you absolute RETARD! You fucking IMBECILE! SIEG HEIL!

unironic chungus moment

EPIC BIG CHUNGUS XDDDDD

Not ironically, bug-boy.

So your like East Haiti

Did you ever get a good mayocide or was no one ever quite based enough

i dont live in that shithole and nobody ever got exterminated except for haitians which is fine

So your basically Haiti, got it

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It’s insufferable at times but I’d take those weirdos over this sub, this is literally just the random misfirings within the hollow walls of a fucking neckbeards brain.

It's over for deuxcels.

You don’t have to be white to be a Fascist.

Hell yeah, brother! ADOS for Trump!

omg please have a selfie

There are fascists here but unfortunately they'll never admit it lol

The libs are worse though

Also immediately calling everyone a nazi you look like a lib with their Russian bots zingers, not a good look

If you recognize the source of their arguments and that it comes from a nazi you can call them on it. Unoriginal people who don't know how to do anything but regurgitate are a dime a dozen, like if they actually watched the Nazi source of their argument you are almost talking to a scholar, usually they're literally just repeating other internet comments they're read though and don't even know they're quoting a nazi. Which is much worse imo.

If you just use the word Nazi as a knee-jerk response when you encounter resistance you come off as pathetic.

Ok nazi

you are the only person who lost to this retard in the entire ducking thread, you got to leave degenerate go to r slash drama or something

"I don't even know if you realize you're a Nazi"

What a fucking dork.

Are you single and ready to mingle with me?

😭😭 I just wanted to be friends 😭😭

grill

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Say what you will about tenets of national socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.

I’m sorry the idiots here downvoted you. They know they’re not supposed to downvote people who get pinged here but they do it anyway.

I UPVOTED DADDY

It amazes me how consistently dysfunctional you people are. Like, you just had a meltdown and put your family through that. It's completely dysfunctional.

The "system" isn't broken. You are. You're a broken person. Being angry about politics gives you an outlet. But you are a completely broken upstairs and Bernie being president isn't going to fix anything for you.

The system has produced many broken people. You can close your eyes and continue shaming them as defects for embarrassing your system. That's fine. Other people will use them as fuel. It's not a problem that's just going to disappear, it is an inherent product of the road we are on. And it is going to get worse, the longer you ignore it and seek normalcy. Normalcy is never going to come again, say goodbye to it.

Imagine having Cuban exile parents and still being a commie lmao.

Gross a gusano

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Chill, relax, think happy thoughts, and dilate.

u/TiredMemeReference

Make sure your parents remember to update their will so they don't disrespect you or your daughter by leaving anything to you.

His unfortunate parents are going to have to cover the full market price of his funeral. 🙏💲

No. They can do indigent burial in most counties. I threatened my mom with that unless she started making decisions about her final arrangements.

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They could also donate the body to science. The science might be embalming school, but they aren't picky.

Hopefully his body gets donated and ends up getting blown up by the US Army for the cosmic irony dab on a Chapo.

Got a US Army recruitment ad on that article lol.

That's just flexing on the blown to shit grandma

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Single mother foid detected

Oh I assumed the chapo was male because lol

😂🤣

"Male"

lol imagine thinking that the candidate who hates nuclear energy is the one who's going to save the environment.

It takes 2000 windmills or 30 million solar panels to replace 1 nuclear powerplant. Someone who gave a shit about green energy would want to be building new nuclear plants unfortunately Bernie is a fucking retard who hasn't grown out of the second year college liberal mindset. No wonder they love him

Dude is a product of his time. Tons of green energy folks are still anti nuclear. What can you do? The propaganda against it is very strong

It’s funny how they probably watched Chernobyl and thought, “yup...nuclear is dangerous, just like I thought” instead of “wow, communism sounds good in theory but gets really out of hand in practice, huh?”

communism

good in theory

Pick one

Communism on paper is literal utopia. This is why it's a bad theory. It is completely unattainable.

What can you do?

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Yeah but nuclear waste and management is a bitch

Bro why was everyone too retarded to vote for Yang

This is literally the Bernie bro seething over the boomer voting for Biden meme lmao.

I'm sure if her parents voted differently than Bernie would have won. The real loser here is the child how no longer has people that love her in her life.

I was gonna mention that a child disowning their parents doesnt make much sense because generally the parents die before their child, but then I remembered it's a chapo we're talking about, so he'll probably join the 41% before the year's over.

/u/TiredMemeReference your child is gonna think your the biggest simp in the world when she gets old enough to fully understand how dumb the reason dad does not talk to grandpa anymore is.

This has to be satire right? This amount of SEETHING is genuinely spooky 🤭

You could have my faggy dad that called Bernie a commie pig then voted for him

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Personally I'm glad that capitalism was too greedy to swallow Bernie. Bernie would have saved capitalism, which would be a tragedy. Capitalism wants it all this time, it will lose it all. It can't help itself, it's too poisoned by greed to even work in its own best interest.

Are you like a machine learning ai or just a really bored troll that copies og watermarks stick. Cuz you suck

lol these niggers really tryna sell me it'll be too late in 11 years when fucking Gore was tryna sell me it'll be too late in 11 years

I still remember watching that Al gore documentary in middle school. Saying Florida and Italy are going to be underwater in a few years due to rising sea levels. Fear mongering like that creates Chapos like this.

underwater in a few years

[x] doubt

Fear mongering like that creates Chapos like this.

Capitalism created chapos like this

Also creates fascists

The material conditions of the 10s and 20s have been recreated, we get a second chance baby, yeeeaaaahhhhh.

the gore one was right though. everything else is cope

It's too late

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