Some people get confused when their instincts conflict with the stories they tell themselves. I’ve come full circle: anybody that makes me feel uncomfortable is my enemy.
And it's a chubby guy with a beard! Always a chubby guy with a beard!
You really can hear his smug way of thinking:
"Hehe, I am that kind of very masculine guy you would really never expect to do something feminine. I am a big guy with a beard. And yet, I wear a wedding dress. But because I am so masculine (remember, I am big and have a beard), this feminine thing just shows how secure I am about my masculinity, making me even more masculine!"
Yeah. A "big" aka fat guy with a beard is actually exactly the kind of guy I would expect to do this kind of "quirky" thing.
Human civilization is weird in general, but the most bizarre thing about 21st century life it’s that facial hair is almost 100% of the time an indication of a childish, non-masculine personality.
The very thing that defines a man (hair on your face) is a signal that you’re a frivolous nerd who’s afraid of a fight. Seems like a contradiction, but it’s true.
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2 Yardbinn 2020-03-12
Some people get confused when their instincts conflict with the stories they tell themselves. I’ve come full circle: anybody that makes me feel uncomfortable is my enemy.
2 Fo-bobba 2020-03-12
Beards are just a sign that the "person" underneath is too retarded to use a razor
1 TimGuoRen 2020-03-12
And it's a chubby guy with a beard! Always a chubby guy with a beard!
You really can hear his smug way of thinking:
"Hehe, I am that kind of very masculine guy you would really never expect to do something feminine. I am a big guy with a beard. And yet, I wear a wedding dress. But because I am so masculine (remember, I am big and have a beard), this feminine thing just shows how secure I am about my masculinity, making me even more masculine!"
Yeah. A "big" aka fat guy with a beard is actually exactly the kind of guy I would expect to do this kind of "quirky" thing.
1 GhostOfAFart 2020-03-12
Looks a bit like Notch I reckon.
1 DonnaHightower 2020-03-12
I hate bearded fat guys
2 Yardbinn 2020-03-12
You’re just jealous of their massive, unused hoard of T
1 StayHardMiami 2020-03-12
Human civilization is weird in general, but the most bizarre thing about 21st century life it’s that facial hair is almost 100% of the time an indication of a childish, non-masculine personality.
The very thing that defines a man (hair on your face) is a signal that you’re a frivolous nerd who’s afraid of a fight. Seems like a contradiction, but it’s true.