DOOMP ET.

1  2020-03-12 by myNAMEjef420

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I have information that will lead to DeuxCHAT's arrest.

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Activate quantum immortality.

Siri, what's a Bogdanoff?

Can someone give me a quick rundown

Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Control the British crown

>keep the metric system down

>keep Atlantis off the maps

>keep the martians under wraps

>hold back the electric car

>keep Steve Gutenberg a star

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>These are the Bogdanoff twins

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe

>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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Uh oh, Bogs are onto me

It’s physically impossible for a Glock to misfire, assuming you’re using quality ammunition, but Bog found a way.

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