Does Trump really think anyone outside of his profoundly retarded base is gonna buy the "I didn't botch the corona response, everyone else did!" gambit?
Does Trump really think anyone outside of his profoundly retarded base is gonna buy
They will never buy anything he does ever even if he solved the JQ with a snap of his fingers. Even Ilhan Omar would have an angry tweet, but it'll only be half-heartedly
I’m not even a Trump supporter, but what the fuck did you want him to do? Closing the borders is racist. Closing schools is insensitive to poor people. Quarantining specific cities is racist. It goes on and on. Anything he tried to do was undermined by the other side of the shill aisle.
I mean, I just don’t fucking understand skinny wrist “akshully” faggs who don’t understand that our system is failing and that his “retarded base” only elected him because he was the only guy to say it. He might be a stooge and not believe half of what he says, but if you think his base doesn’t see what’s happening to this country then you’re gonna be really fucking surprised when you realize that Donald Trump was the first and not the last person they elect as to be their collective middle finger.
Trashed? Chief, you spent all day formulating a response to “what is the perfect way for a polarizing president to respond to an unprecedented international pandemic when he’ll be criticized by half the country and most of the media no matter what?” and forgot that nobody gives a fuck what you think. You’re an armchair quarterback with a small dick and too much time on your hands. Go get a job in DC if you think you’re so damn smart.
I’ll take your advice and “pay attention to current events”, whatever that means. Here’s some a little more specific advice for you, ya degenerate. Take care of your loved ones, join a strong church, involve yourself in your community, stop yanking your meat, lift some weights, meet a nice girl, marry her, knock her up, take care of your family, raise strong children. Spend more time on that sort of thing and your perspective on current events, family cohesion, morality and identity might change. Until then, you’re a child with lil baby balls.
Now kindly, certify my fat Italian sauseejh, you foul little turd.
This pandemic is a godsend for people that wish for a government that will provide for all their needs and wipe their ass for them. They became accustomed to their parents doing all of that for them but then their capitalist pig dad said it was high time they got a job and moved out. Now people will understand why we need Bernie Sandersclaus to take care of us.
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4 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-12
i’m going ALL IN on the copecoin IPO if coronovirus was created by Israel
4 Sp0k3 2020-03-12
109*
3 AuspiciousBoron 2020-03-12
(((Virus and vaccine)))
4 professorshillphd 2020-03-12
Does Trump really think anyone outside of his profoundly retarded base is gonna buy the "I didn't botch the corona response, everyone else did!" gambit?
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-03-12
They will never buy anything he does ever even if he solved the JQ with a snap of his fingers. Even Ilhan Omar would have an angry tweet, but it'll only be half-heartedly
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-03-12
Do you really think anyone outside of your diseased mind is gonna buy the "I wasn't cucked" gambit?
2 professorshillphd 2020-03-12
I don't care what you buy lol. I have the recordings and trust my own ears over the ears of people I consider to be sub 70 IQ.
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1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-03-12
You have the recordings? Isn't it usually an audio-visual experience?
1 daggermag 2020-03-12
See ya in the ICU pizza
1 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-03-12
let's see how the pizza responds....
😁👍
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
I’m not even a Trump supporter, but what the fuck did you want him to do? Closing the borders is racist. Closing schools is insensitive to poor people. Quarantining specific cities is racist. It goes on and on. Anything he tried to do was undermined by the other side of the shill aisle.
I mean, I just don’t fucking understand skinny wrist “akshully” faggs who don’t understand that our system is failing and that his “retarded base” only elected him because he was the only guy to say it. He might be a stooge and not believe half of what he says, but if you think his base doesn’t see what’s happening to this country then you’re gonna be really fucking surprised when you realize that Donald Trump was the first and not the last person they elect as to be their collective middle finger.
1 professorshillphd 2020-03-12
What do I want him to do?
A) Not tell people to go to work and school.
B) Not fire the US pandemic response team: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-fire-pandemic-team/
C) Not avoid testing people so he could make the numbers seem lower: https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-trump-high-infection-rate-dent-reelection-report-2020-3
D) Not hire retards that try to crowd source ideas on FB: https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-jared-kushner-facebook-group-crowdsource-2020-3?amp
E) I want the federal government to stop blocking healthcare for sick people: https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-03-13/trump-administration-blocks-states-use-medicaid-respond-coronavirus-crisis
Should we keep going? The incompetence of Donald Trump is off the charts. And anyone that voted for him is a certified moron.
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
Certify my fat Italian sauseejh, ya dope
1 professorshillphd 2020-03-12
Maybe if you actually paid attention to current events you wouldn't have gotten trashed right there bud.
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
Trashed? Chief, you spent all day formulating a response to “what is the perfect way for a polarizing president to respond to an unprecedented international pandemic when he’ll be criticized by half the country and most of the media no matter what?” and forgot that nobody gives a fuck what you think. You’re an armchair quarterback with a small dick and too much time on your hands. Go get a job in DC if you think you’re so damn smart.
I’ll take your advice and “pay attention to current events”, whatever that means. Here’s some a little more specific advice for you, ya degenerate. Take care of your loved ones, join a strong church, involve yourself in your community, stop yanking your meat, lift some weights, meet a nice girl, marry her, knock her up, take care of your family, raise strong children. Spend more time on that sort of thing and your perspective on current events, family cohesion, morality and identity might change. Until then, you’re a child with lil baby balls.
Now kindly, certify my fat Italian sauseejh, you foul little turd.
0 kier00 2020-03-12
I think he is going with the "the flu is worse, stop crying about nothing" line.
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-03-12
The GEOTUS can say nothing wrong. His word is law.
3 Staceys_Dong 2020-03-12
Its the j...ournalists
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
They’re the enemy of the people
2 _-ctrl-_ 2020-03-12
The coronavirus has been kicked out of 108 countries
1 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-03-12
And it's still running the show in all 108 of them 😒
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1 strumyabird 2020-03-12
What's the exchange rate between shekels and chinamen?
1 southy1995 2020-03-12
This pandemic is a godsend for people that wish for a government that will provide for all their needs and wipe their ass for them. They became accustomed to their parents doing all of that for them but then their capitalist pig dad said it was high time they got a job and moved out. Now people will understand why we need Bernie Sandersclaus to take care of us.