Especially with Tom Hanks getting it. God is punishing him for his ignorance and inaction. If Tom Hanks, America’s darling, came out as a Groyper, he could change the whole country - the world even. Instead he’s a lazy fart. Now he gets to be Wuhan Gump.
Okay, new game: hit me with your best Coronavirus themed Tom Hanks movie titles.
BERNIE SANDERS IS RIGHT. BEING A PUSSY TO CORRUPT POLITICAL OPPONENTS IS A GOOD WAY TO STAY IN THE ESTABLISHMENT’S GOOD GRACES. LONG LIVE THE POLITE REVOLUTION AND BOOK SALES.
That's relatively wholesome compared to what I've been telling people. I hope Trump dies on live tv because if he flatlined and faceplanted into his podium it would be like 90 seconds before anybody realized that he wasn't doing a bit and might actually be in trouble.
Plus there's the possibility that his corpse would audibly shart when they moved him.
First Pence might have a better chance of avoiding infection because he avoids foids (so that's at least 50% less risk, even more considering foids are dirty and have diseases).
Then he might try to heal coronavirus through prayer, and also using electric shocks.
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6 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-12
This whole corona situation is making me religious. God is real and he is BASED.
2 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
Especially with Tom Hanks getting it. God is punishing him for his ignorance and inaction. If Tom Hanks, America’s darling, came out as a Groyper, he could change the whole country - the world even. Instead he’s a lazy fart. Now he gets to be Wuhan Gump.
Okay, new game: hit me with your best Coronavirus themed Tom Hanks movie titles.
1 daggermag 2020-03-12
Saving private coof
The ICU terminal
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
Fever Dreams in Seattle
1 CaptainMeem 2020-03-12
The Corona Mile
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
Coughin’ Phillips
“Look at me, look at me. I’m the virus now.”
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-03-12
God hasn’t done shit. What this virus has done is proven that BERNIE SANDERS IS RIGHT. SOCIALISM DOES WORK.
1 joeybingobango 2020-03-12
BERNIE SANDERS IS RIGHT. BEING A PUSSY TO CORRUPT POLITICAL OPPONENTS IS A GOOD WAY TO STAY IN THE ESTABLISHMENT’S GOOD GRACES. LONG LIVE THE POLITE REVOLUTION AND BOOK SALES.
5 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-12
Microbiological appropriation
3 BreadlineBernieBTFO 2020-03-12
One of you jannies help a nigga out with some flair
1 demotecontrol 2020-03-12
Trudeau is gonna flex so hard when he survives coronavirus and Trump doesn’t.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-12
I hope Trump dies, if only because it'll give us a few months of Mike Pence as president.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-03-12
That's relatively wholesome compared to what I've been telling people. I hope Trump dies on live tv because if he flatlined and faceplanted into his podium it would be like 90 seconds before anybody realized that he wasn't doing a bit and might actually be in trouble.
Plus there's the possibility that his corpse would audibly shart when they moved him.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-12
First Pence might have a better chance of avoiding infection because he avoids foids (so that's at least 50% less risk, even more considering foids are dirty and have diseases).
Then he might try to heal coronavirus through prayer, and also using electric shocks.
1 TimGuoRen 2020-03-12
Not my proudest fap.
1 SonyXboxNintendo13 2020-03-12
This whole bullshit has justified xenophobia for at least the next ten years. Bitches always have to die to learn, now generation alpha IS REDPILLED.