Hopefully the Bernie bucks are put to good use and they hire the best mortician to make him presentable for campaigning cause that dude will be dead 3 years by then .
Conspiracy Theory Time - What if Bernie has just been a plant this entire time. I mean, what if the Democratic Party actually knows what their base REALLY wants (Free Shit) and so they put Bernie in the debates to get people all SUPER PUMPED to be able to vote for the first Socialist president.
But... then they pull the rug out from under his base at the last minute and the base goes, "Fuck it, my guy didn't win so I guess I'll just vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is."
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11 MassCopeSession 2020-03-12
We truly owe the 13 percent a huge debt. 👑🕺🏿
5 FChoL 2020-03-12
BUT I THOUGHT RUNNING IN 2020 WAS THE WAY BERNIE COULD STILL WIN
3 Mayos_side 2020-03-12
2024 let's get it right this time niggers
3 wizdumb337 2020-03-12
Hopefully the Bernie bucks are put to good use and they hire the best mortician to make him presentable for campaigning cause that dude will be dead 3 years by then .
1 languidhorse 2020-03-12
Weekend at Bernie's
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-12
They ought to preserve his corpse like Lenin’s and set it in the Oval Office for 4 years.
5 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-03-12
Stop making Bernie so much cooler than he actually is.
4 itsmeyaboiskinneypyn 2020-03-12
No russian
1 prizzle92 2020-03-12
remember
No girlfriends
2 ozarkbutter 2020-03-12
Conspiracy Theory Time - What if Bernie has just been a plant this entire time. I mean, what if the Democratic Party actually knows what their base REALLY wants (Free Shit) and so they put Bernie in the debates to get people all SUPER PUMPED to be able to vote for the first Socialist president.
But... then they pull the rug out from under his base at the last minute and the base goes, "Fuck it, my guy didn't win so I guess I'll just vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is."
1 endians 2020-03-12
I’m not sure if this is cope, autism or both?
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-03-12
Autism, because it's reality.
1 EasternAnger 2020-03-12
Mfw my team develops a vaccine for the super ouwie disease but people don’t need to pay for it so I go bankrupt and then I can’t develop new vaccines.
Berniefags literally think and act like children.