You're already infected. I am not fear mongering, it's been out since October.

Again, you're already infected.

Again, trying to stay uninfected won't work, you're already infected.

How the fuck did I get infected? I haven't left my house for a damned year.

lol

How can he live without leaving the house? What did shut ins do before the Internet?

Read

Everyone shitting their pants over some cooties, Soleimani is rolling in his grave right now

Lol, I don't think we can downplay the virus. It's seemingly a lot worse than just the flu for a lot of people.

Italy is in shambles. What makes it even worse is we've got an incompetent leader in charge that seemingly has no idea what he's doing.

A) He disbanded his pandemic response team a while ago: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-fire-pandemic-team/

B) There's a claim floating around that Trump tried to prevent testing to make the numbers seem lower because he was afraid it'd hurt his campaign.

Basically, Trump thought he could bullshit through this and be fine, because it worked for everything else. But it's blowing up in his face.

Cope. No but seriously I know bruv, i’m just kidding of course, it’s in the nature of this sub after all.

Mashallah, Trump has finally brought the Day of the Flipped Burger.

Daddy fucks up the coronachan response.

Millions of burgers die

He's got my vote

I'd vote for him if I were a burger as long as he promise to keep (((Israel))) safe from Coronachan

Every place is in shambles because every place has decided to shut down.

If

Pretty odd that I got the flu though, especially since this is my first. But who gives a shit, dude bussy lmao

Yea my dad and some others ik got it, pretty minor overall but they all got their shots and everything but it has apparently just been a bad flu season coincidentally (or not 😳)

did this dumb caveape not realize “his people” would be next under his brilliant scenario?

Clearly this dude is a shill for big NetiPot.