Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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I'm such an alpha that I haven't even cried once at Corona. Don't even try and stop me, you beta cucked corona cry baby

I clicked on that link and my phone started menstruating.

I haven’t been in high school in over a decade yet I have the strongest urge to shove everyone on that sub into a locker.

I want to give them an atomic wedgie and take some lunch money as compensation for the emotional labor they put me through.

I hope they're in my neighborhood. Free food if shit hits the fan

I'm fucking terrified. The stories I've heard from Italy are literally keeping me up at night. My wife has been helping me through it. The numbers should terrify anyone - this is not going to be just 'another flu season.'

u/exoclipse btfo

literally shaking rn