A true Chad reminds most here that they can’t even defend their desires because they are SIMPS

1  2020-03-15 by CasanovaNova

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You can’t be a real man if you can’t defend your position.

I prefer Green Wrap casings as they tend to be spicier; right now I’d enjoy Nat Sherman Manhattan’s as they are a nice mild blend of acidity and flavor without being too long on the tongue.

Costco’s Anejo tequila is pretty good

I’m betting fully on cases of Corona

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betting what?

My blood is basically 50% Costco tequila at this point

How did they make it so good? It's better than all their other liquors.

They found a premium supplier willing to give them wholesale pricing due to the guaranteed sales.

It’s the reason the Kirkland French Vodka is so good - it’s literally just Grey Goose but with a different label.

Oh so it's just economy of scale? I thought they were making their own label.

I think with some of them the supplier gives them a custom spec but most Kirkland products are name brand products with different packaging.

As a lifelong connoisseur of Crown Royal, I can tell you Kirkland’s “Canadian Whiskey” isn’t Crown Royal. It’s 95% close to Crown Royal but it’s ever so slightly off. But $20 for a bottle that would normally cost you $45-50, mix it with something and you’d never tell the difference.

lol are you paying $50 for Crown?

No, but a 1.75 L handle of Crown frequently retails for $45-50 and the Kirkland Canadian Whiskey at the same size is $19.99.

I always wait until Crown handles are on sale for $42.

I didn't know they sold that size

I only smoke the finest meth from West Virginia. I won't touch anything that hasn't killed at least 20 homeless people.

So then you’re republican?

Tell me something new.

Excuse me I only vote Libertarian. If I want to do meth, hook a car battery up to my body and rampage through town saying I'm from the future then why should the government be involved? That is encroaching on my right to liberty and freedom.

Sounds like Crank 2.0

I like cranking my dick in alleyways near passed out homeless people.

I crank my dick thinking that the richer you are, the more likely you are to contact this because you can’t imagine giving up your creature comforts to be like the common rabble stuck at home.

After Trump wheezing his way through the last video he properly issued, I and the rest of the witchcraft community have decided to settle all differences of opinion and work toward a divine energy smiting Rump as this virus did to every inch of Obama’s gains he takes credit for.

He’s all alone in his tiny boat but he didn’t get to catch his prize fish, just a few guppies.

Virgin Maria Shriver vs. Chad Honduran cleaning lady

Mr. Superman no home.

He sounds like a pussywhipped little bitch. Um, aktually, it's okay for me to smoke cigars because my wife's father told her it's okay for me to do it. See how badass I am that I found a loophole in my wife's rules for me?

I know a bunch of these alpha types that become pussies as soon as they're in relationships. Fucking disgusting. Wife probably requires him to speak in baby talk.

What kind of pussy wastes time justifying his shit to anyone?