Come on, please, this is where the horseshoe really binds together. Nobody asks if you're left or right when you're launching astral projection assaults together against the Jew-grey-reptillians at Area 51.
Lmao, I'm an atheist, but this is just retarded. I never got the impression that anyone but other atheists and small children confuse prayer with voodoo.
Yeah but when your insanity is legitimised it’s no longer insanity
Boomer magic has always won, they literally claimed these witches were anti boomer magic and burned them alive back in the day. How can something that powerful be wrong? Riddle me that fam
If their magic worked, I imagine they'd just be using it to libertarianize 15-year-olds, create bongs of ever-flowing pot and maybe turn themselves into dick-girls.
Replace 'bong of ever-flowing pot' with 'bottle of unending oxy', and that's just what most Trump supporters would do, too.
I briefly hung out with members of an “””occultist””” group in college. It slowly dawned on me that pretty much all of them were serious about it, and not the overly dedicated D&D players I assumed them to be. Half of them are now wine moms and the other half are in polyamorous cliques in California.
Namaste. My astrological signs gave me hints relating to your comment but they were unclear until I checked reddit. I have received a package of good energy and I appreciate it. My tarot reader advised me last week that something like this would happen, and it eventually did! I knew the universe functions based on good & evil energy. Back to meditation for now. xx
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1 lLikeStapler 2020-03-15
Good morning, I hate women.
1 Velsoxof_25 2020-03-15
Based, same.
1 CitrusDelicious 2020-03-15
This is like a parody of a parody. This is what republicans would say the Bernie supporters are like as a joke.
1 CitrusDelicious 2020-03-15
Oh no you dumb bitch! You forgot to consecrate the crystals! Now there's negative energy all over your crystal grid and Bernie is going to lose!
1 CannedWolfMeat 2020-03-15
I bet this dumbass also forgot to activate her almonds before milking them.
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-03-15
As much as I hate rightoids, at least they aren’t as prone as leftoids to this kind of retarded nonsense.
1 Redactor0 2020-03-15
Come on, please, this is where the horseshoe really binds together. Nobody asks if you're left or right when you're launching astral projection assaults together against the Jew-grey-reptillians at Area 51.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
Yeah rightoids are slurping down potions made of colloidal silver and reciting magic spells from the Book of Enoch
1 Rkorgo 2020-03-15
“Hey Jesus, I know we don’t talk all that much, but can you make Joe have a heart attack? Thanks buddy”
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-03-15
Lmao, I'm an atheist, but this is just retarded. I never got the impression that anyone but other atheists and small children confuse prayer with voodoo.
1 N0ahface 2020-03-15
How many boomers do you think are praying nightly that Trump wins? Probably a hell of a lot more than these femcels using crystals.
1 4thebadbone 2020-03-15
Yeah but when your insanity is legitimised it’s no longer insanity
Boomer magic has always won, they literally claimed these witches were anti boomer magic and burned them alive back in the day. How can something that powerful be wrong? Riddle me that fam
1 Crinergy 2020-03-15
peak boomer https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8235296/
1 Staceys_Dong 2020-03-15
Euphoric, bro!
1 N0ahface 2020-03-15
t. Triggered Cathbol
1 BosnianLilB 2020-03-15
a rightoid stays up at night wondering if he's going to get into heaven because of the state of israel, and thinks donald trump was chosen by god lol
1 Staceys_Dong 2020-03-15
YES.
1 IncelReadingHour 2020-03-15
Meanwhile Israelis are just dancing all day and night and don't have to worry about any of this shit.
1 TITUS__-ANDRONICUS- 2020-03-15
Y'all motherfuckers need to get Matthew Hopkins'd.
1 HansaHool 2020-03-15
This happens when you stop treating them as subhumans, thanks r/MensLib
1 meatpuppet79 2020-03-15
If all their magic shit worked, Trump would be a frog now, or stricken with leukemia, or whatever nonsense they wish upon him daily.
1 Willnf7 2020-03-15
If their magic worked than trump would be doing a bad job
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-03-15
If their magic worked, I imagine they'd just be using it to libertarianize 15-year-olds, create bongs of ever-flowing pot and maybe turn themselves into dick-girls.
Replace 'bong of ever-flowing pot' with 'bottle of unending oxy', and that's just what most Trump supporters would do, too.
1 foureyednickfury 2020-03-15
Probably no match for this guy
1 4thebadbone 2020-03-15
Some of you guys can only dream of being this retarded
I’m a way it must be fun being so detached from reality that fucking magic is real
1 JRPGMAFIA 2020-03-15
I briefly hung out with members of an “””occultist””” group in college. It slowly dawned on me that pretty much all of them were serious about it, and not the overly dedicated D&D players I assumed them to be. Half of them are now wine moms and the other half are in polyamorous cliques in California.
1 Willnf7 2020-03-15
Who could’ve guessed either of those results?
1 Lehk 2020-03-15
Is that what zoomers call single mothers with a drinking problem?
1 Basically-A-Nazi 2020-03-15
Yes
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-03-15
Basically beth from rick and morty, sorry, ill leave now
1 plurpnslurp 2020-03-15
They don’t have to be single. Just emotionally detached from family
1 General_Shitty 2020-03-15
damning yourself to hell for witchcraft to own the patriarchy
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-03-15
using one thing imaginary to fight another imaginary thing works out, I think
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-03-15
God is real & you are a faggot 🖕
1 myNAMEjef420 2020-03-15
We are reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible.
1 alex_of_the_edge 2020-03-15
I was banned from that sub back in September 😎
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-15
Those kind of spells work way better if you also get off your ass and vote.
1 StayHardMiami 2020-03-15
Showing up to the precinct riding a broomstick.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-15
Every kind of mentally ill demographics are pro bernie.
1 R0saParkinsons 2020-03-15
No they don't.
1 Willnf7 2020-03-15
I got banned from there for a comment I made on a completely different sub. Feelsbadman😔
1 SnapagatorReborn 2020-03-15
I want these people to be a LARP. I really do. I want them to not actually think they're witches. But they do. smdh.
Day of the foidicide when?
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-15
Why the fuck is this subreddit so big? is /r/atheism attacking this shit or are they cucked losers still?
2 Tarrock 2020-03-15
Cause magic is the best way to stop Drumpfy now that Mueller failed.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2020-03-15
is this a rhetorical question, or are you actually that dumb?
1 dumbfuckingmods 2020-03-15
Inkwells
1 AltAccount1352 2020-03-15
to be fair, bernie’s masculinity is on par with a girls’s pee wee soccer team.
1 bdmabeats 2020-03-15
gOoD eNeRgY. People who believe in this type of shit should be deported to the 3rd world with their dumbass beliefs.
1 IncelReadingHour 2020-03-15
I'm sending good energy your way brother!
1 bdmabeats 2020-03-15
Namaste. My astrological signs gave me hints relating to your comment but they were unclear until I checked reddit. I have received a package of good energy and I appreciate it. My tarot reader advised me last week that something like this would happen, and it eventually did! I knew the universe functions based on good & evil energy. Back to meditation for now. xx
1 RedRyder360 2020-03-15
Its genuinely hard to tell if they're just LARPing or they actually believe in magic and think that they're witches. They probably read wandshit.
1 EasternAnger 2020-03-15
Oh yeah cause Pakistan is so much more open to women and the US is the one place of evil!!! (Even tho they all migrate there)
1 Daft_Newell 2020-03-15
Mayo women are weird
1 Staceys_Dong 2020-03-15
People crave the real patriarchal gods, in whatever form.
1 Tarrock 2020-03-15
2 more days until Bernie is completely eliminated from the primary.
1 GenuineConservative 2020-03-15
Please God tell me that sub is ironic.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2020-03-15
>shitty $0.50, gift shop, tumbled gemstones
>UwU tarot cards with no symbolism
>aromatherapy candles
Come on. If you're going to larp, at least do it with flair. Even the ebola-chan altars were better than this.
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-03-15
Nobody ever accused women of being smart
1 googleussliberty 2020-03-15
What's the overlap with this sub and troomer subs
1 CBT111 2020-03-15
I wonder what excuses they’re gonna come up with when bernie loses.