Corona-Chan got you down? Get healthy with this delectable delight! A 1:1 mixture of some of the tastiest gin around (The Botanist) and the shittiest tonic water available (Walmart). Forgo the lime and add the juice of a Sumo Mandarin orange that is in season to give it that AZN flair that we are all so enamored with right now. The extra vitamin C will strengthen your immune system and the quinine in the tonic water has been proven to fight COVID-19 even better than the PrEP meds you faggots were already on. Sláinte!
Not actually my kitchen and Idk what they were doing there. I just put them there for aesthetics and so you couldn't see my reflection in the microwave. Same with the LED backlight.
That's what I mean. Compared to Hendricks and those small batch ones. All the gins that little American craft distilleries are doing are heavy-handed as hell too. The Botanist is lighter than Tanqueray imo. If I wanted it to taste like nothing I'd just drink vodka.
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
Corona-Chan got you down? Get healthy with this delectable delight! A 1:1 mixture of some of the tastiest gin around (The Botanist) and the shittiest tonic water available (Walmart). Forgo the lime and add the juice of a Sumo Mandarin orange that is in season to give it that AZN flair that we are all so enamored with right now. The extra vitamin C will strengthen your immune system and the quinine in the tonic water has been proven to fight COVID-19 even better than the PrEP meds you faggots were already on. Sláinte!
1 Did_I_Read_This 2020-03-15
No
1 Mick_mangina 2020-03-15
Why do u have glass bricks in your kitchen?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
Not actually my kitchen and Idk what they were doing there. I just put them there for aesthetics and so you couldn't see my reflection in the microwave. Same with the LED backlight.
1 Immortalphoenix 2020-03-15
Based and liver cirrhosis pilled
1 inceltiers2 2020-03-15
Good job you ruined all other gins except for monkey
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
I don't really like the ones with too much floral shit going on. Light and clean is my preference.
1 inceltiers2 2020-03-15
Then why buy botanist dumb dumb
If you want clean go for barry bros and rud
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
Botanist is light as fuck. I don't want it to taste like nothing but some of that artisanal shit tastes way too much like juniper.
1 inceltiers2 2020-03-15
Bruh botanist is botanical as fuck maybe Hendricks and those weird hand written label ones are more and that's it
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
That's what I mean. Compared to Hendricks and those small batch ones. All the gins that little American craft distilleries are doing are heavy-handed as hell too. The Botanist is lighter than Tanqueray imo. If I wanted it to taste like nothing I'd just drink vodka.
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-03-15
This is literally one added and one altered ingredient away from being the most Boomer drink Britain has ever witnessed: the gin and tonic.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-15
That's what makes it such a deadly mutation