Unmarried 28 year old woman has been trying for 2 years to get knocked up. Gets 2 "furbabbies" (pitbull / rottweiler crosses) and a month later gets pregnant.

1  2020-03-15 by thowaway_throwaway

30 comments

1  AutoModerator 2020-03-15

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1  TranstrasserismNow 2020-03-15

🐕💊

1  extremelybased 2020-03-15

Life just isn’t the same now that I have taken this pill

1  collectijism 2020-03-15

Yeah it’s an unironic coomers nightmare in the flesh

1  NecroC 2020-03-15

obligatory

1  GMZ_Shorty 2020-03-15

Before anyone asks... they are pitweilers. Half Pitbull, half Rottweiler. ​

Btw even though I am 28 years old and have lived with my boyfriend for two years, my mom and step dad are very much against pregnancy before marriage.

I'm sure there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong here

1  FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-15

Lmao single mother within 5 years because they weren’t “a good match” or some gay shit like that. You know I’m right.

Parents always tell their kids not to do stupid shit like this, but, being boomers, will never enforce any real punishment and get over it after a month—dooming them to children that will never listen.

1  plurpnslurp 2020-03-15

They’re both drug users so the baby is going to end up retarded too. If daddy is smoking crack every day, that can’t be good for genetics.

1  dumbfuckingmods 2020-03-15

30,000 updoots, only 450 comments, every comment is downvoted

Theres a hell of a lot of bots on this site

1  GMZ_Shorty 2020-03-15

Change the sorting, OP's link is set to sort by controversial

1  dumbfuckingmods 2020-03-15

I did and its still weird. There are only 3 comments that surpass 1k karma

1  GermanShepherdAMA 2020-03-15

updoot

die

1  CannedWolfMeat 2020-03-15

Damn those dogs willed a child into existance just so they would have something to maul.

1  Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2020-03-15

here’s how that baby gonna look

1  againstsinglemothers 2020-03-15

Are you u/abuincelalaustrali reborn?

1  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

She is a druggie: https://www.reddit.com/r/recovery/comments/dah8rj/advice_about_boyfriends_relapse/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

And a fatty: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/an6sjo/my_real_dad_has_gotten_worse_with_his_alcoholism/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

99% chance of child being black, 99% chance of father not being in the picture, 99% chance those disgusting mutts are in a shelter within 10 months and put down soon after

Foids were a mistake

2  Kaymurphs 2020-03-15

Why are you like this?

1  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

Welcome to the sub, my lolcow amigo. I hope you enjoy your time!

To answer your question, I am like this because I get an increase in dopamine from seeing the little number by the up arrow get bigger

2  Kaymurphs 2020-03-15

Okay. Enjoy.

1  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

Please don't use drugs or drink while pregnant. I want your future child to be healthy

1  Kaymurphs 2020-03-15

I’m in recovery, not active addiction. I want it to be healthy as well and not ever go down the path I did so I surely won’t. But thank you for caring about my future child even though you all don’t like me. I don’t understand your version of entertainment but everyone’s entitled to enjoy different things so if shitposting is yours, more power to ya

1  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

I am glad you are trying to give yourself and your child a better life, and I wish you luck on your journey to recovery. Please also vaccinate your child, the Venn diagram of antivaxxers and pitbull owners is almost a circle, don't be like so many others who put their children in danger

2  Kaymurphs 2020-03-15

Baby’s dad is white. He is literally in the picture as in his arm is in the one I posted. I would never take my dogs anywhere they are with me for life. You should work on your statistics

2  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

Tbh I actually thought one of the dogs was the father

1  plurpnslurp 2020-03-15

I can just imagine the way she talks in real life by the way she writes. Lots of white trash very similar to this around where I live. Also if your boyfriend wears “chains” you can’t take the relationship seriously.

1  collectijism 2020-03-15

u/kaymurphs

Why do you have your real picture on this site?

1  SnideBumbling 2020-03-15

People with dogs like these have the filthiest fucking carpets. This whore needs to stop eating pills and vacuum.

1  cragfar 2020-03-15

How do I know that you are a Trump supporter based on this comment alone?

1  United_States_Eagle 2020-03-15

Damn I’m late. OP already nuked most of her threads.

1  Chicken_____Man 2020-03-15

I linked a couple in an earlier comment, you can just change the link to removeddit to see them