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Here in Sweden... we have 500 icu beds in total.

You get what you pay for!

true :(

We've evolved past the nation state

we are now a feminist collective

We have more beds than that for our critical pet care. Us burgers value our pets more than Sweden values its citizens.

Tbh a burger stray cat has more value than any europoorean

Your username makes you a shitty pet owner. Run your dog, burgercel.

It's not like America is far and away the best prepared nation to handle a pandemic and we don't have the most icu beds per capita either. There are entire countries with tds lol

Burger-cope

No need to cope

https://www.statista.com/chart/20629/ability-to-respond-to-an-epidemic-or-pandemic/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2020/03/12/the-countries-with-the-most-critical-care-beds-per-capita-infographic/#125978937f86

Cope

https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2020/03/12/the-countries-with-the-most-critical-care-beds-per-capita-infographic/#125978937f86

Look at all those europoor countries with less then a third of the icu beds that Chad America has. Is that the power of socialized medicine

Cope

Maybe we'd have more ICU beds if we were getting shot more 🤔

Or if you were as rich. Or as powerful. Or as good looking. Or got laid as often. Or if mom and dad liked you as much.

dilate

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Lmao this

And how many of these beds are empty you actual seething idiot? It is pointless if all these beds are already full with fat people who need intensive care just because they can't wipe their own ass.

Remove your flair you are obviously a virgin europoor

Are you seriously thinking it is more likely that a flair on this sub is wrong than you just being triggered? Think about your mental health!!

I thought Madagascar was the best prepared to handle a pandemic.

That used to be the case, everyone starts in Madagascar nowadays

They've been decimated by fucking measles those last years. Those videogames lied to me.

Corona is gonna leave millions of burgers bankrupt.

Norwegian expat here. The care you get in America is 10 times better than Norway. In an epidemic situation, socialist healthcare policies can exacerbate the problem

Cope

I realize you're serious posting, but there's a lot of people here who believe that M4A would provide current care like it's covered by a great health insurance plan for free. The concept that the state will need to ration health care regardless of patient outcomes doesn't seem to register with them (ie, babies spending $1M+ of resources in the NICU do really well, but is it worth the cost of that single baby).

Why the fuck are you stating this as facts. Not even the first part. If you like the American care you get, this is subjective and at least not wrong. (Though on all statistics, Norway healthcare outperforms the American one by a huge margin, but whatever.)

What really makes me seethe a bit is the last sentence. Do you have the slightest idea how many American will catch Corona, but never go to the hospital because they can't afford to pay $500 to have some nurse tell them if they have Corona or just a regular cough? How can you seriously think this is good in an epidemic situation? Why are you even in r/DeuxRAMA and not r/drama?

You would have to be genuinely clinically retarded to think the USA has “poorly developed healthcare infrastructure”. Just because it costs too much money doesn’t mean the US doesn’t have the best doctors and medical facilities in the world

It has the best facilities but it's designed to kill off the poors and broken drug addicted veterans.

Ummmm based?

It's a feature not a bug.

YOU KEEP MAKING YOUR SMUG LITTLE INTERNET COMMENTS... JUST REMEMBER...IF YOUR LITTLE WELFARE STATE EVER WENT TO WAR WITH THE US OF A, YOU'D GET A NAVY SEAL BOOT UP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY "ALLAHU AKBAR". GOT IT?

PEACE (THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER) OUT

Why do burgers think military dick waving means a better quality of life?

Because quality of life is irrelevant when someone can just roll up and take it from you?

We learned that lesson from the natives.

yeah try and catch me in your mobility scooter

fatty

lmfao

What does that superior firepower do for you when you're our lapdog anyway?

Sit! Good boy

100% chance whoever wrote that Facebook post is a Redditor

Lmao, continental Europe will never get over it's inferiority complex. I guess two world wars and five decades of hiding behind the US's skirt will do that to you.

1. Not continental European country correctly states that the American health care system is shit.

2. Americans triggered.

3. "Omg, continental Europe is insecure, right guys?"

> Europe is burning

> a...america still sucks amirite?

Take your normie reddit shit outta here.

The US has a high death rate to this point. 20 times more deaths than Norway and it just started... It is too early to declare victory.

But the US is 60 times as awesome. Norway rolled good randint and landed on OIL and WHITE PEOPLE.

Not even fair. Fuck them and their little paradise. I hope they are invaded by muslims who deserve the oil more than them.

\seethe

The US is actually a pretty average country. It is just funny how this subreddit has (rightfully) no problem with the most offensive shit and pretends to be above the drama, but as soon as someone states something moderately controversial about the US, they go full reddit mode:

Oh no, not the kind USerino! Please no! If the nintendo switch was a country, it would be America.

The US is actually a pretty average country.

Number one in bombs, drugs, and in rap music. Nice try bucko.

Sweden wishes it were the US, which is why it's currently importing the third world and plummeting in virtually every OECD category. Everyone wants to be us.

incel

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The US is quite good on everything except the Gini, lmao, cope

how many norwegians were on the diamond princess?

Wow, you are actually saying the virus did not origin in the US. Damn, this is controversial, but changes everything! Still, it is a bit pathetic of you how passionate you are about defending the mediocre American healthcare system.

woooosh

lmao, are you really downvoting me? What a loser.

Also, I was ironic.

you're confusing "everyone has access to healthcare" with "equal outcomes to the the US system". multiple orgs that try to rate it use bullshit numbers to basically count uncovered people as failed treatments when reality just does not reflect that. people come from all over the world to the US to get the best medical care. people leave the US to get the cheapest care.

shit, i know a canuck who needed an MRI. the doc said the average wait was 6 months. the first slot they had was over a year out. my friend crossed the border and did it in the US, had it done same day. none of your WHO models treat the canadian catastrophe as a "failure".

shit even bernie fucking sanders. fruitcake bitches about your shitty healthcare. he had a heart attack and they put a stint in. average stint installment in socialized healthcare countries is between 45-180 days depending on the country. back here in the US, he had it in a mere 90 minutes after the heart attack. if he lived in one of your third world shitholes that he advocates we copy, he'd be fucking dead.

shit, i know a canuck who needed an MRI. the doc said the average wait was 6 months.

I know a canuck who needen an MRI and got one within 2 hours. He had to pay $10. An American needed one, too, so he went to Canada, paid $20,000 and got one after waiting three weeks.

get fucked loser

see, i can make up ridiculous bullshit too.

I saw this already in your previous comment.