I stocked up on a few months of shit and began self-isolating yesterday and I’m not gonna lie, it’s ridiculously cozy being able to guiltlessly waste the day just hanging out at home reading and watching shit and not feeling bad about doing nothing. It’s not being a bum, I’m doing my civic duty. And I really regret amounting to things and missing that NEET train. Probably gonna go camping in a few weeks but besides that, I’m looking forward to an endless string of guilt-free lazy Sundays seven days per week.
Lol if you’re healthy wtf are you quarantining yourself? This shit went from 😎 ( work from home, cancel dumbass parades) to 🤔 (close all the schools even though zoomers are immune) to full on 🧠 🐛s (close every fucking thing except Costco)
Years of regularly massively dosing on adderall for creativity gave me left ventricular hypertrophy, which gives me high blood pressure regardless of how physically active and well-maintained I am. Statistically speaking from what we know so far, I am at the highest risk of a fatal case as far as underlying health conditions go. Plus I somehow managed to catch both strains of flu this year a month apart and frankly I’m just sick of being sick.
Don’t really see any reason to fuck about with this + I’m not about to pass up the opportunity to justifiably work remote for the foreseeable future. There’s also some sublime, transcendent sort of comfort in watching everyone running around panicking and putting themselves in danger through stupidity while all I have to do is stay comfy and chill at home and occasionally respond to an email or Skype message in the coming days.
It doesn’t really affect anything though. Like my blood pressure higher than it should be but I’m still plenty active and it hasn’t impacted much of anything besides the occasional palpitation out of nowhere which is weird. And apparently susceptibility to China plague.
I had tons of fun and great experiences on the amphetamines though, and got a lot of really useless, bizarre writing done. Like if I could go back I wouldn’t do it again, but I don’t regret it. Not the best tradeoff, but not a terrible one either.
You can exercise indoors. And take a multivitamin. I’m sure it’s not AS good/pleasant as going outside. But I’m wondering how much specific difference this makes for the immune system.
For fuck's sake man, all the parent comment was saying is that a walk around the park won't kill you, won't contaminate you and is generally safe (as long as you are not a fucking idiot). But noooooo, let's go out of our ways to stay inside because going out is somehow the worst thing ever.
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1 carpathian_florist 2020-03-16
I stocked up on a few months of shit and began self-isolating yesterday and I’m not gonna lie, it’s ridiculously cozy being able to guiltlessly waste the day just hanging out at home reading and watching shit and not feeling bad about doing nothing. It’s not being a bum, I’m doing my civic duty. And I really regret amounting to things and missing that NEET train. Probably gonna go camping in a few weeks but besides that, I’m looking forward to an endless string of guilt-free lazy Sundays seven days per week.
1 Mick_mangina 2020-03-16
Lol if you’re healthy wtf are you quarantining yourself? This shit went from 😎 ( work from home, cancel dumbass parades) to 🤔 (close all the schools even though zoomers are immune) to full on 🧠 🐛s (close every fucking thing except Costco)
1 carpathian_florist 2020-03-16
Years of regularly massively dosing on adderall for creativity gave me left ventricular hypertrophy, which gives me high blood pressure regardless of how physically active and well-maintained I am. Statistically speaking from what we know so far, I am at the highest risk of a fatal case as far as underlying health conditions go. Plus I somehow managed to catch both strains of flu this year a month apart and frankly I’m just sick of being sick.
Don’t really see any reason to fuck about with this + I’m not about to pass up the opportunity to justifiably work remote for the foreseeable future. There’s also some sublime, transcendent sort of comfort in watching everyone running around panicking and putting themselves in danger through stupidity while all I have to do is stay comfy and chill at home and occasionally respond to an email or Skype message in the coming days.
Worry-free living in a panicked world. It’s nice.
1 Mick_mangina 2020-03-16
Damn how sick was your art that it was worth a lifetime of mrs dash?
1 carpathian_florist 2020-03-16
I don’t know what that means :(
It doesn’t really affect anything though. Like my blood pressure higher than it should be but I’m still plenty active and it hasn’t impacted much of anything besides the occasional palpitation out of nowhere which is weird. And apparently susceptibility to China plague.
I had tons of fun and great experiences on the amphetamines though, and got a lot of really useless, bizarre writing done. Like if I could go back I wouldn’t do it again, but I don’t regret it. Not the best tradeoff, but not a terrible one either.
1 Mick_mangina 2020-03-16
The unexpected fallout from coronachan will be that it created 1 billion new essay posting chapos
1 tallcelvolcel 2020-03-16
Lmao cope
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-03-16
God why are redditors so pathetic!!!
For fuck's sake man, all the parent comment was saying is that a walk around the park won't kill you, won't contaminate you and is generally safe (as long as you are not a fucking idiot). But noooooo, let's go out of our ways to stay inside because going out is somehow the worst thing ever.