The NYT publishes an ode to jannies

1  2020-03-16 by VAPE_WHISTLE

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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I’m so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it’s sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it’s welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upvoted, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone??

I I dont get what is going on here

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AJAB

boom bye bye in a janny man head

man dem no promote no power trip dem haffi dead

Danger hair ✔️

Feminist glasses ✔️

Blue checkmark ✔️

Retarded opinions on everything ✔️

Yup, it's JANNIE TIME 😎

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Yet they mentioned law enforcers as a positive thing. I sense woke twitter will take a disliking to this. Eating their own status: pending.

Jannies are subhuman at best.

Britbongs are subhumans. Jannies are subhuman wannabes.

Jannies are worse than subhuman. Imagine dedicating hours of time to cleaning up shitposts/comments and not making them. Jannies are literal cuckolds to their host site. They are parasites, just like Israel. The shitpost caliphate will be installed.

Reposting a comment of mine because its still true:

Just substitute "internet jannie" for homemaker

Well, There you go

posting Simpsons kino

Based

Only the most patrician entertainment productions are adequate for deuxChads🧐👑

If McDonald's cashiers can be replaced by computer, so can jannies.

Honestly, it's not that hard to program a bot that takes over a retarded internet janitor's job.

Autpjanny is still trying to become sentient. Give him time, give hime time.

oops

I seem to have dropped an n-word

PICK IT UP JANNIE

gay

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Jannies are not people.